Clan Dominance: The Sleepless Ones - 2
by Dem Mikhailov
Release - May 29, 2020
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Chapter
One
The
Red Demons. Dark Tidings on a Sunny Day. The Trembling Earth. Angels in a
Nosedive.
I’d almost
reached Mossy Hills when I saw the battlefield covered in “bodies” straight
ahead of me and pulled hard on the reins to stop Sist.
I turned
my steed aside, and, having moved some 60 feet away, exhaled with relief. That
was a close shave. I stayed in the saddle, examining what had recently been a
battlefield, calling myself every name under the sun as I did so.
Noob!
Moron! Wide-eyed idiot! How could I possibly have forgotten to take something
absolutely essential for a traveler along?
A spyglass!
My kingdom
for a spyglass! In Waldyra it was imperative to have one handy.
Alternatively,
you could buy the Eagle’s Eye—a relatively inexpensive spell that served the
same purpose, but sapped away at your mana. Additionally, observing the terrain
through a spyglass (or with the aid of a spell) gave one a specific
achievement—you became an Observer. I never cared much about these achievements
before. However, now that I had a diamond account, they gave me pretty decent
bonuses. There were also many skills that could enhance one’s observational
ability tremendously. A player with a well-selected and leveled-up set of
skills could see a lot—not quite X-ray eyes, perhaps, but the next best thing,
for sure.
Still,
that was neither here nor there. If there was anything like a spyglass in the
Mossy Hills, no matter how poorly-made, I’d definitely buy one. In the
meantime, I only had my naked eye to rely on.
The road
was dusty and narrow, and the village stood about a third of a mile away. There
were at least three dozen wagons by the roadside and on the road itself; some
smashed to pieces, others still burning. The ones that hadn’t burned all the
way through had some mark drawn upon them—something resembling a capital T or a
hammer standing vertically. The wagons looked like they’d belonged to a small
trader train. No beasts of burden could be seen anywhere—the attackers must
have taken them along or killed them. There were players as well as locals
guarding the train, since I could see about two dozen silvery blobs of mist
suspended above the ground. Come to think of it, the guards may have been
players exclusively—that would all depend on who’d been the owner of the
luckless train. It was no longer possible to surmise the classes or the races
of the “deceased” players, but it must have been a mixed team specializing in
defense. Still, they’d failed in their task, and got wiped out completely.
The
identity of the attackers wasn’t much of a secret—there were red birds circling
the pillars of smoke, their many voices cawing hoarsely as they hovered above
the bodies of the slain. The utterly incongruent color of their plumage did not
deny the fact that they belonged to the Corvus corax species. Ravens.
Blood ravens were a trademark of the Red Demon killer player clan.
The
ravens’ purpose was mockery and intimidation, of course, but they were also a
trap. Anyone who’d dare to come closer and cross the invisible border would
instantly be attacked by the whole conspiracy—the ravens would come after you
just like so many Stukas. A beefed-up high-level player could probably fight
them off, but it wouldn’t be easy—especially considering that their claws and
beaks were doused in an unidentifiable and very strong poison, another
trademark of the Demons. No looter would be able to take anything from the
“corpses” of slain players, including their owners—the same Hitchcockian
scenario awaited everyone.
Newbie
players would often fall for such traps before they developed a proper
appreciation of the grim realities of Waldyra. They would see something that
interested them and rush right towards it, hoping to grab some money or a
valuable item for free, and ending up biting off a lot more than they can chew
ultimately, coming to their senses at the respawn location, completely naked
and with lots of unpleasant memories involving dozens of beaks and sharp claws
rending their flesh . . .
A
conspicuous enough sign with a perfectly clear message has been left behind for
absolute idiots unaware of the killer clan’s trademarks and incapable of
appreciating the scale and the magnificence of their deeds—you’d have to be
blind to miss it. There was an enormous stake of red copper driven into the
center of the battlefield, sporting a black banner with edges of crimson red.
It was too far away for me to make out the details, but I’d known what I’d see
there, anyway. Right in the middle there would be a black raven with its wings
spread wide perching on a bloodied human skull, with the legend Red Demons in
black lettering over the crimson top side. The lettering on the bottom side was
a laconic mockery: “Look at our works, ye mighty, and despair.”
Information
of less important nature would be specified on the very same flag, but in much
smaller lettering—the “feather” that carried out the attack and the “wing” it
had belonged to. Anyone willing to exact their revenge would have to waste no
time on finding out the names of the assailants—they’d already been announced.
One could go right after them—having what it took to do that, of course . . .
I’d ended
my observations right there and urged the horse onward with my knees. That was
enough sightseeing for today, and what had happened here was no great mystery.
The Demons
sure had their fun.
I’d been
certain it was the very squad I’d missed just a while ago so fortuitously. A
quick assault making short work of the train guards, pillaging, and just as
fast a retreat. Everything must have been over in a few minutes, and the job
was done with great professionalism. It took me a while before I started wondering
what the hell a killer player gang would be doing here in the first place. This
was a backwater, after all, and they must have had more important things to do
than pillage a few wagonloads of barley, corn, or some other grain . . .
Anyway, none of that was my business.
I had no
idea whose wagon train they’d pillaged, but there was zero motivation for me to
find out. There’d been too much on my plate already. Apart from that, the irate
owners of the “bodies” might have turned up any moment and dispatch me on
sight, mistaking yours truly for an enemy spy. I could definitely do without
any of that.
The place
wasn’t very popular, by any account. I’d only seen three players in passing on
my way to the center of Mossy Hills.
The owner
of a small village store greeted me exuberantly. His shop probably didn’t get
many patrons, and any buyer coming in must have been quite an event. Few
players ever visited such remote locations, and fewer still parted with any of
their money here.
“Come on
in, good sir!” He hurried towards me.
“Good
afternoon,” I bowed politely as I entered the cool and shady store. “I see your
establishment is open and thriving.”
“Not much
thriving going on here, I’m afraid,” the owner made a dismissive gesture.
“Travelers and passersby are my only hope, but people only visit about once in
a blue moon. Would you like to inspect the wares?”
“I would
indeed,” I said with gravitas. “But I’d prefer to sell something first. Here,
take a look at this.”
I spread
all my loot in front of the trader with a flourish—namely, a luxurious deer
pelt and three wolf pelts accompanied by a pair of magnificent antlers that
resembled a crown. A clothes hanger for my private room would have to wait
until later.
“Uh . . .
Seventeen silver pieces for the lot would be just about enough,” the merchant
named his price before I could take a breath.
“One
gold,” I said firmly. “That’s my minimum. And I wouldn’t want to argue with
you, kind sir. This lovely village certainly has a currier who’ll be delighted
to get his hands on pelts of such quality.”
“All
right,” the trader waved his hand with a sigh. “Nineteen silver pieces.”
“One gold
piece,” I wouldn’t budge, and the man gave up.
“As you
say, good sir. If such is your pleasure.”
The
trophies disappeared from the counter to be replaced by a round glinting piece
of metal that I instantly pocketed. Now I had some money, at least.
“Is there
anything else?”
“Actually,
there is. Would you happen to have any decent red wine?”
“Certainly!
The finest stuff you can get in these parts! Just a silver piece a bottle!”
“I’ll take
two . . . No, better three bottles, I think,” I sighed, giving back the gold
piece I’d just received and taking a handful of silver coins as change.
The
bottles were dusty, made of dark glass and with nothing like a label to be
found anywhere. The dust could be interpreted in either way—as a sign of a
well-aged vintage, or as testimony to the wine being so hideous no one would
ever buy it, the bottles just sitting there gathering dust.
“What’s
the wine like?” I inquired suspiciously. “I’ve a suspicion it might be on the
sour side.”
“Perish
the thought! As sweet as a young maiden’s kiss! Would you mind me asking
whether you’re over for a visit? Could it be the widow Larkryssa, eh?” The
trader gave me the complete nudge and wink treatment. “She sure is a looker
still! Whew!”
“Uh . . .
Actually, no, kind sir,” I grunted. “I’d been meaning to pay my old friend a
visit for quite a while now. Name of Jogley. Ever heard of him?”
“Oh, of
course!” The trader waved his arms. “The poor man had been a good neighbor for
so many years! So that’s it . . . Now I see why you’d want a few bottles of
red. He must have been a close friend of yours since you’d taken the trouble to
travel this far and splurge on the wine. Just the sort for the occasion.”
“Hold on a
moment . . . ‘Poor man?’ And what occasion exactly?”
“Why, his
wake, of course!” The shop owner looked at me with unfeigned surprise. “We
buried old Jogley just this morning. The wake is in the evening—we’ll gather
together and raise a toast in his memory. He was a great old sort! Right, sir?”
“Uh . . .
Sure . . .” I barely managed to bleat those two words as I pulled out the cork
with my hand and took a good swig right from the bottle. Fortunately, no
corkscrew was required.
I downed
the bottle in no time at all as the trader was watching me in astonishment.
Once I reached for the next one, I asked, just to make sure,
“When did
you say you buried him? This morning, was it?”
“Indeed.
At the very hour such things are done—the crack of dawn. But do not take it so
hard. He’d lived a long and happy life. Now is not the time to grieve. Or did
you want to make it in time for the funeral? Oh, I see . . . You must be really
saddened now.”
“I am, and
very much so,” I admitted glumly, taking a few more swigs from the bottle.
The shop
owner had been telling the truth. The wine was indeed excellent. Having
uncorked the third bottle, I handed it over to the harbinger of dire news, and
told him in a hoarse voice,
“Down the
hatch. In memory of the deceased.”
“Uh . . .
It would be a sin to decline!” The shopkeeper waved his hand as he accepted the
wine. “May his soul rest in peace!”
“Right,” I
quacked into the bottle.
“There
were rumors, of course,” my interlocutor leaned closer as he switched to a
conspiratorial whisper. “But there always are, with the king of old gossips
that live around here. Always yammering away, nineteen to the dozen.”
“What kind
of rumors?” I asked, without much actual interest. My mind was in a state of
utter chaos and confusion, so the chatty trader was just the person to converse
with. Listening to someone who liked to talk was one of the best ways to keep
dark thoughts at bay.
That
damned fortune teller! I hoped her tent got swept away by a hurricane, wishing
the same for her and her nosy nephew with his unsolicited advice.
“Well, you
know how these chatterboxes are,” the shop owner kept on whispering, leaning
towards me over the counter. “They’ve been saying the old man didn’t die a
natural death! Someone’s supposed to have helped him along, no less!”
“I’ll be
stuffed sideways!” I said, having adopted a less formal tone of voice somewhere
along the way. “Is that what they’re saying? So, he didn’t die of natural
causes, then?”
“That’s
just the thing—a day before his death a healer mage gave him a full checkup,
the very same one who’d cured my neighbor from hernia with just a single
spell!” The shop owner’s voice sounded triumphant. “You could instantly
recognize him as the real thing! A true master of the art! And an honest one,
too!”
“I don't
quite get it . . .” I had to admit.
“What
isn’t there to get, my good man?!” The trader must have thought my inability to
grasp his words irritating. “The old man’s son was very fond of his father,
always worrying about Jogley’s health, so he didn’t hesitate to pay the healer
whatever it had cost to examine him. So old Jogley got a full checkup—the mage
said a few spells to see whether his ticker functioned properly, and what was
going on inside him in general, and then said, not to worry, the patient was in
great health for his years, and had many more ahead of him. Then the healer
left, and the very next morning the old man was found dead in his bed! Imagine
that!”
“Ri-i-i-i-i-i-ight,”
I said in a long drawl, suddenly keenly interested in everything I’d just
heard, trying to recollect whether locals involved in quests ever died, and
coming to the sad conclusion that they unfortunately did.
In
particular, this could happen if a local was afflicted by some strange disease
or poisoned by the venom of some unidentified monster. Such characters could
ask any player they’d meet to find a cure or an antidote in the nick of time,
and would expire if it took said player too long. Other scenarios were also
possible, but there was no actual quest involved here—just a very nebulous
recommendation received from a suspicious fortune teller.
“That’s
just what I’m telling you!” The shopkeeper whispered conspiratorially, then
rummaged behind the counter, producing two more bottles of wine. “Let’s have a
few more! On the house, as it were!”
“Let’s!” I
agreed, reaching for a dusty bottle with a less then steady hand. The wine
packed some punch, and I was beginning to lose my coordination. “So if those
venerable old ladies suspect something, the general feeling of doubt is
legitimate, right?”
“His
daughter-in-law is the only reason anyone would suspect anything, really! Speak
of bad luck! The son’s a great lad—takes care of his old man in his late years
like few others do. But that wife of his is a piece of work for sure. The whole
village laughs about her. Can’t cook, can’t clean—feeding the old man’s
chickens is too much of a challenge to her already. And think you can make her
smile at you? Pah! If she decides to throw a glance in your direction, you
start hiccuping instantly! The late old man really hated her. They kept
fighting—there’d be shouting and clouds of dust flying nearly every day.”
“Hold on!
So the old hens are saying the daughter-in-law has done him in?” I was
surprised. “Meaning that she’d been the one to have . . . uh . . . given the
old man a ticket to the great beyond . . .”
“Well, who
else could it be? Who could have wished death upon the old man?” The shop owner
answered my question with his own. “She’s a real snake, I’m telling you! But,
anyway, kind sir, it would be too late to guess or suspect right now. Old
Jogley rests in peace, and can tell us nothing anymore. Unless his spirit
speaks to someone from his grave, har har . . . I’d give two gold pieces to
know the truth, and no mistake. We were really fond of old man Jogley. He’d
have a kind word for everyone, and would always offer help. Let’s toast his
memory again, kind sir . . . Sorry, I don’t think I caught your name.”
“Rosgard,”
I replied.
“I’m
Stevan,” the shopkeeper nodded in response. “Bottoms up, Rosgard.”
“Here’s to
old Jogley,” I nodded, recollecting Stevan’s earlier words. “Unless his spirit
speaks from his grave, huh . . . Listen, Stevan, if she’s really such a
sourpuss, and of no use around the house, why would Jogley’s son marry her in
the first place?”
“Haven’t
seen her, have you?” Stevan squinted at me slyly.
“I haven’t
indeed,” I shrugged.
“Well,
then. You’ll get it once you do. She’s the most beautiful woman in this
village. So shapely!” Stevan exclaimed, twisting his mustache with panache. “If
I found myself sharing a hayloft with her for a night, I’d stay up until the
crack of dawn for sure . . . heh heh . . .”
I had no
interest in the shopkeeper’s lewd dreams, and got right down to business.
“Right, I
get it. Stevan! How about I look into this? What do you think?”
“Look into
what?” A somewhat inebriated Stevan asked, obviously not getting my drift and
wiping the sweat from his brow, whether it be from the wine or his fevered
fantasies of entertaining another man’s wife in his hayloft. Speak about
village playboys . . .
“Well . .
. I could get to the bottom of this thing—find out why old Jogley’s pushing up
the daisies, and whether his sudden death had come of natural causes . . .”
“Natural,
my foot!” Stevan said gruffly, banging the counter with his heavy fist and
making it rattle. “I’m telling you, something stinks to the very heavens here!
They wouldn’t be gossiping otherwise!”
Village
gossips were apparently the ultimate heralds of truth now.
“If he
died of natural causes, I won’t charge you so much as a copper,” I said in an
insinuating voice. “And should it turn out that the old man did in fact receive
some assistance with his departure from the world of the living, you’ll pay me
the two gold pieces you’d mentioned. So, what do you say?”
“Ag-g . .
. Ug-g-g-gh . . .” Stevan’s body started to convulse, the bottle fell out of
his spasming fingers and started rolling across the counter, leaving blood red
drops of wine behind it. “Agh . . . Uh . . . Whoa, mm-rr-gg-gh . . .”
“Stevan?”
My eyes bulged as I swayed drunkenly, taking a few unsure steps back. “Stevan!”
What could
possibly be afflicting these traders? There was the Crèche case, and there we
were again in Mossy Hills . . .
“Agreed!”
Stevan came to his senses in an instant, picking up the bottle deftly. “My,
I’ve sure had a few over my limit, eh? Har har! And there you were saying it
would be sour! Top notch stuff! I agree! Two gold pieces aren’t that high a
price for a just cause!”
You have received a quest: ???
Investigate the death of old Jogley, the
fisherman from the village of Mossy Hills.
Minimum quest completion requirements:
???
Your reward: two gold coins.
“All
right,” I nodded carefully, taking a step forward and shaking the offered hand
with caution. “I’ll do everything that’s within my powers.”
“So, we’re
agreed, then! And trust me on this one, Rosgard—traders are stingy as a rule,
but this time I’d prefer to spend my money than hold on to it! So do whatever
you can, I beg of you!”
“I’ll go
all-out,” I reiterated, trying on my Sherlock Holmes hat mentally. “Say,
Stevan, how much exactly do you know about the circumstances of old Jogley’s
death? Was there anything strange that you may have seen? For instance . . .”
I never
managed to finish the phrase.
The earth
rumbled, and there was a tremor—the shop’s log walls creaked with tension, and
white dust started falling from the ceiling. I couldn’t stay vertical, so I
fell to my knees, dropping the wine I’d never managed to finish. The bottle
smashed to pieces, and there was a pool of dark red on the floor, reflecting
the grimace of total surprise on my face.
“What
the?!”
The next
tremor was even stronger. I saw the beams sag with a loud wail above me, and
dashed towards the exit on all fours, yelling as I went,
“Stevan!
Outside! It’s an earthquake! Hurry up!”
We tumbled
out into the street together, falling flat on our faces in the dust and keeping
still, waiting for the crust of the earth to tremble again. The air was filled
with frightened shouts of the villagers; the dogs in the yards were howling,
and the cows were mooing in panic . . . Still, that seemed to be it. Everything
else remained the same, other than the strange residual rumbles and the clouds
of dust in the air that gave the impression of twilight. There were no other
tremors but the first two, powerful as they were. The earthquake—or, rather,
Waldyraquake—seemed to have ended successfully, and the world didn’t come to an
end after all.
I waited
for a few more minutes just to be on the safe side. Once I got certain my
precious life was no immediate danger, I rose slowly to my feet and grumbled to
Stevan, who’d still been lying in the dust,
“Get up,
friend. It’s all over.”
The only
response I got was the sound of loud snoring.
Stevan
must have overdone it with the wine and the stress, falling asleep like a baby
right there in the roadside dust next to his shop.
I groaned
bitterly as I looked at the sky. Now, why did such things always have to happen
to me?
The very
next moment I forgot all about the shopkeeper and the rest of it. The reason
was a host of the Immortal Ones diving down from the sky in what seemed like
great hurry, wrapped up in fiery auras and leaving visible smoke trails. I’d
first assumed they were diving right towards me, but shortly realized they’d
had zero interest in this small and sleepy village.
Five of
Waldyra’s angels whooshed through the skies above Mossy Hills with a roar of
ripped-up air, disappearing behind the edge of a faraway forest. A muffled boom
was heard seconds later. The earth did not rumble, but a dark cloud rose from
the direction where the live comets had disappeared, apparently consisting of
earth that got pulverized after an impact. Did they just ram into the ground at
full speed, I wondered?
“Have you
seen it?! Have you?!” I heard an excited yell in the street and turned around
at once.
A Level 18
elf player clad in leather armor was approaching me, waving his hands
excitedly.
“I have,”
I nodded, still in a stupor. “What’s going on?”
“No idea!”
The player shook his head and instantly proposed, “Hey! Would you look after me
for a sec? I’ll just pop out for a few minutes to check out the forum. I’ll
tell you everything as soon as I return, promise!”
“Absolutely!”
I nodded, without having him ask me twice. “Just make sure you don’t take too
long.”
“Right
on!” The elf slumped down onto the ground, and his face became a lifeless
inanimate mask in a second. The soul had left its virtual body, going back to
the real world.
That
surely didn’t happen often—he’d gotten so curious about what had been going on
that he asked a perfect stranger to look after his character. Had I wanted to,
I could finish robbing the lifeless body and retreat unhurriedly in a matter of
four minutes or so.
However,
instead of stooping to such a nefarious deed, I got the snoring Steven on my
shoulder with a groan and pulled him back into the shop, placing his
unresponsive body on the floor carefully. My eye roved over the goods lying on
display everywhere, then I sighed sadly and got out, shutting the door
carefully behind me. I may have been tempted to take something, but I
remembered I’d had business here yet, and trouble with the locals was the last
thing I needed.
I spent
the next quarter of an hour sitting on the shop’s porch staring into space and
nibbling on a stalk of clover I’d just picked as I corrected my schedule.
Death was
never the end in Waldyra, and that was true for some of the locals as well, not
just the players. Of course, this rule only worked in case of the really
important locals—those involved in quests, or simply famous characters like
barons, counts, and kings. All the high-ranking locals went to an “afterworld,”
which was a specific location inhabited by spirits. Players could not reach it,
but it didn’t mean that the reverse was true as well . . .
There were
artifacts, rituals, and spells that could help you summon the “spirit” of a
deceased local from the great beyond. However, it was impossible to coerce them
into speaking unless it concerned a quest or was of some benefit to the spirit
itself. Both conditions applied in my case—provided that old man Jogley did not
indeed expire of natural causes.
A ghost
thirsting for revenge would instantly reveal all the circumstances of its death
and identify the culprit. That was my main hope. Once the vengeful spirit would
launch into its accusatory diatribe, I’d only need to ask it a few questions
concerning Grym’s legendary set of armor, and would hopefully receive some
answers. On the other hand, if the old man died of natural causes, his spirit
would most likely be reluctant to get candid, telling me to get stuffed, or
altogether refuse to be summoned by a noob like me. In that case, I’d need to
look for clues elsewhere.
Apart from
all the trouble, I’d need to level up three or four times before nightfall at
least, so that Gosha wouldn’t have any reasons to blame me for arrested
development. It would be better still to level all the way up to twenty,
earning some gold on my way and upgrading Ice Needle to Tier Two, where it
became Ice Shard. It was sure nice to dream . . .
“Thanks!”
“You’re
welcome,” I nodded, looking sideways at the elf, who had just returned. “Well?
What happened? The Immortal Ones’ autopilot broke, and the brakes didn’t work,
either?”
“Oh, never
mind the Immos!” The player made a dismissive gesture, forcing me to move, and
sitting down next to me. “You won’t believe what’s happening!”
“So . . .
What exactly is it?” My curiosity got the better of me.
“Fire
Hawks have brought down the Diamond Hammer dwarf egg and made a crack in it!”
Well said!
I only wished I could understand that . . .
“Uh . . .
Would you say that again, please?” I replied, somewhat baffled by his
statement. “In terms accessible to mere mortals like yours truly.”
“I’m
giving it to you like it is! The Hawks have brought down the Dodecahedron of
the Diamond Hammer clan! It cracked! The forum’s discussion boards are totally
off the hook! The Hammers have raised a stink to the heavens, all the Immortals
have arrived, and they’re trying to establish whether it was a con job or legit
gaming! While the Hammers were howling and lamenting, the Hawks got in through
the crack and mopped up everyone inside. Oh, and they also robbed the clan’s
vaults! They took everything but the furniture! The Hammers are weeping,
banging their heads on every wall they can reach, and pulling out their hair in
grief. But I don’t think they’ll have any luck with the administration. The
portal has already published news about the fall of the clan’s citadel, and the
forums are flooded with comments!”
“Could you
be more specific? How exactly did it happen?”
“Listen
here!”
The elf
got on with his impassioned report, his hands moving all the time the way that
would garner admiration even in southern Italy. I hung on to every word, recollecting
everything I’d ever heard of the Dodecahedron and slowly going from impressed
to flabbergasted. What the Hawks had done was unrivaled by any other deed in
Waldyra’s history and was a legendary event worthy of a picture at every inn by
any account.
The
Dodecahedron was one of the oldest and best-protected clan citadels in the
world of Waldyra. It was owned by the Diamond Hammer clan—one of the oldest and
the richest, specializing in trade and politics, for the most part. The
militant name of the clan notwithstanding, they normally avoided military
action. Instead, they sold all sorts of goods or resources, loaned money at
exorbitant interest rates, and bought prime real estate wholesale. Every city
in Waldyra had a shop owned by the Hammers, selling excellent hand-crafted
weapons and equipment, as well as myriads of artifacts and potions. The prices
were steep, but the wares were worth the money.
The
Hammers built their clan citadel emphasizing protection and the minimization of
the unavoidable sieges and attacks. They built a monolithic dodecahedron deep
underground, naming the citadel after its shape. It had no entrances or exists,
and was only accessible via teleport. The construction material was a complex
alloy of various metals and minerals, extremely hard even in small amounts, and
the Hammers had invested an incredible amount of money into the construction,
making its walls as thick as possible. Protective magical artifacts were
obviously present in great abundance, too.
The
citadel was hardly oviform, and yet most players would call it “Egg,” since
“dodecahedron” was just too tough to pronounce. The Hammers themselves claimed
they followed the Pentagon’s precedent in naming their construction after its
shape.
Many clans
tried to reach the underground citadel, invariably failing each and every time.
And today the Hawks suddenly succeeded in their assault, although the term only
applied very loosely.
The
Dodecahedron was a perfectly autonomous structure that never interacted with
its surroundings—it was “suspended” deep underground. The attackers used this
very circumstance to their advantage.
According
to the news published at the forum, the Hawks had made a tunnel, too; however,
they used a novel tactic—instead of digging from the top down to the bottom,
they went from the bottom up. They’d started digging a few miles away, went
almost vertically down, and then headed slowly for the Dodecahedron. First they
dug an enormously deep and wide vertical well underneath the citadel, and then
started to whittle away at the “seal” of earth and rock that had supported the
construction. The laws of gravity did the rest—once the supporting layer
eventually became too thin for the Dodecahedron’s enormous weight, it cracked,
and the thing fell right through, cracking from the impact with the hard rock
at the bottom like the shell of an actual egg, thus doing justice to its
popular nickname.
What
befell the Hammers that had been inside the citadel at the moment defies
imagination—I was certain few enough survived the fall and the horrendously
strong impact. Battle mages had found themselves at respawn locations
first—that much was obvious. The respawn location was doubtlessly inside the
citadel, right next to the battlefield, but the mages would respawn naked, wearing
nothing but their diapers, since all their equipment must have remained where
they had been killed. This didn’t do anything good to their survival capacity
and benefited the attackers.
As soon as
a fracture appeared, the emboldened Hawks swarmed into the Dodecahedron, making
short work of the greatly surprised guards, looted the plentiful clan vaults,
took all the high-class equipment off the bodies of the slain Hammers, and,
most importantly, purloined the clan’s symbol—the main treasure of the clan; an
artifact giving clan players an enormous number of buffs and bonuses. It could
be said that the Hawks had stolen the very heart of the Dodecahedron, shaming
the famous traders for all of Waldyra to see.
The
Immortal Ones left their celestial abode to heed the howls and cries of the
Hammers claiming that their opponents had cheated, exploited a bug in the
system, and, generally, played foul. Right at that moment, scores of epic
proportions were being settled underground, at the ruins of the legendary
Dodecahedron, the main objective being to find someone responsible for the
whole debacle. As for yours truly, the only thing that had surprised me was the
sheer scale of the Hawks’ operation. They didn’t just capture the clan’s
citadel—they smashed it to smithereens, leaving the Hammers without a roof over
their head. As for the traders, they’d need to focus on something other than
the ingloriously defunct Dodecahedron—namely, the ransom they’d have to pay to get
the clan symbol back. The Hawks would certainly demand a price steep enough to
turn yesterday’s tycoons into beggars. The citadel could be rebuilt, but
nothing would replace the clan symbol.
A clan
symbol was a very sensitive subject in general. It was unique and could not be
copied. It also bestowed a substantial amount of bonuses on the members of the
clan as chosen by the clan’s leader. They could affect characters, the amount
and the quality of gold and items received as loot from monsters, boost certain
skills and give unique buffs. You couldn’t have it all at once, of course. The
clan had to make choices from an enormous list personally, making sure they
conformed to the clan’s objectives and gaming style.
The worst
this was that the symbol could not be copied or replaced. Or, rather, one could
make an exact copy, but it would have no beneficial effects on clan members.
The
Diamond Hammer clan only had two options left—they could either reclaim their
treasure by force or pay a ransom to the raiders. Fortunately for them, it only
helped clan members, and only if it was placed on a special pedestal at the
center of the clan’s citadel. Thus, there was no point for the Hawks to keep
the Hammers’ symbol other than prestige and gloating rights.
That was
certainly a story worthy of telling, and it would doubtlessly generate a lot of
hype.
“Get it
now?” The elf was all but hopping in excitement. “Fancy getting involved in
something like that! And there we are chasing rabbits through the wilderness .
. . Hot damn! As soon as I gather a few levels, I’ll apply for membership with
the Hawks! As soon as I’m eligible, I’m telling you!”
“I can
surely relate,” I agreed, my peripheral hearing registering Stevan the trader
beginning to move heavily, coming to his senses after his short-term blackout.
I was free to go.
“All
right, thanks for the story, uh . . . Squeak,” I read the elf’s nickname. “I’ll
be off now.”
“Hey, hold
on!” The elf got all agitated. “They must be posting all sorts of interesting
stuff at the forum now! So it’s your turn.”
“Come
again?”
“Well, log
out for a few minutes and check if they’ve written anything interesting,”
Squeak explained. “I’ll watch over you in the meantime.”
“Oh,
right,” I said in a drawl, throwing a furtive glance at my right wrist where
the very edge of the tight-fitting silver bracelet could be seen from
underneath my sleeve. “Nope, bro. I’m no longer interested. You’re free to
check if you want; I’ll wait here while you’re gone.”
“Duh,
what's the matter with you? Too lazy?” Squeak looked sour. “Didn’t take much
out of me to go and look.”
“I’m kinda
busy right now,” I said nebulously, rising to my feet. “There’s just too much
to do. See you later, Squeak. Good luck, and thanks again.”
“Sure,
good luck,” the elf nodded reluctantly, his eyes sliding over my forearm for a
split second. I cursed silently.
I nodded
my goodbyes and set forth unhurriedly, heading towards the outskirts of the
village. I looked behind me quickly. The shop porch was deserted. The elf had
gone, and my suspicions grew. He shouldn’t have disappeared this quickly,
forgetting all about the forum and the latest news.
I sped up
at once, dashing right past the wall of fences before I reached a wattle fence
that was just waist-high, with rows of tall plants looking very much like corn
right behind it.
I looked
around, and, having made sure no one had been looking, jumped right over the
fence and slipped into the wall of stalks sideways, making sure I broke none.
Once I was concealed by the green wall, swaying gently in the wind, I went down
on one knee and froze, observing the street through the gaps between the
plants. I may have had a different character class now, but the experience of
playing as a ranger came in handy every now and then.
+20 to Disguise.
This
should do it. Squeak did not look like a spy, so he wouldn’t have any tracking
skills. I regretted the fact of having failed to find out his character
class—his hands were empty when we were speaking, and his equipment would fit
pretty much anyone—light leather armor, with boots and pants made of the same
material. No headgear, and a dark blue cloth sack behind his back, and that was
that.
Much to my
chagrin, my horse wasn’t with me. I’d found a stable as soon as I entered Mossy
Hills, and handed Sist over to a friendly stable boy, having paid for a full
day and given him a few extra coppers for my bay to be walked and curried well.
Horses like comfort just like anybody else, and restore much more quickly in a
stable than they would in a field. Predictably enough, they treat their owners
better if they’re well cared-for, and tend to become less prone to nasty
tricks. A tamagotchi with hooves, for want of a better description.
I spent a
few minutes in the corn without seeing anyone, but I didn’t hurry to leave my
hiding place. Having activated the summoning spell, I grabbed the
softly-hissing snake from the ground and placed it in my sleeve. The Hedge of
Thorns took its rightful place in my left palm, and the Needle, in my right.
All the healing potions were sitting in my jacket pockets snugly, and my HP bar
was at the maximum. So far, so good. Dang . . . I only wished I’d known this
Squeak’s class.
The
pointy-eared player turned up in a few minutes, albeit in a somewhat unexpected
manner—I heard a rustle behind one of the taller fences made of wooden boards,
one of them, which must have been loose, slid to the side, and the elf edged
his way through the gap. He instantly crouched and kept on looking around.
He was
armed this time. There was a short daga in his right hand, and a long, but very
thin double-edged blade resembling a very narrow sword or a scimitar’s straight
cousin. He was also an obvious bastard who must have noticed the mystery object
on my wrist and decided to claim it as his own. What scum. He’d tried to coax
me into logging out like a total mark; once the tactic failed, he decided to
opt for another approach. If it came to a battle, my best bet would be to avoid
a close-quarter fight and keep him at a distance—especially given that he’d be
bound to have battle skills at Level 18.
The
best-case scenario would be for him to simply go away. However, Squeak’s
predatory face and his eyes scanning the street made that highly unlikely. This
one would keep on looking until he found his quarry. Hiding in the corn forever
was definitely out—I’d run into him elsewhere. I was fortunate enough to have
gleaned something concerning my potential opponent.
I moved
very carefully as I equipped my staff, looking at the slowly-dwindling mana
points with some irritation. The snake was sure a glutton for magical energy.
Fortunately, I’d just upped my regeneration, compensating for the mana expense,
if only a little.
The elf,
who’d been sitting near the fence, failed to locate me, cursed out loud,
clearly peeved, and headed towards the other end of a street without delay,
turning his head left and right. I waited until he was some thirty paces away,
and slowly got into the open, staying behind the wattle fence, however, without
walking out into the street. I rested both my hands on the staff, and addressed
the player in a loud voice with a note of mockery in it.
“Hello
there, Squeak! Are you looking for me, by any chance?”
The player
turned around instantly, facing me. He threw a glance at the weapons in his
hands, grinned in a somewhat embarrassed manner, shrugged, and admitted,
“That’s
right. Been looking for you, o child of the corn. Have you been hiding?”
“I’ve been
biding my time,” I replied in the same tone of voice. “Look, why don’t you
leave me alone, really? I’ve really got other stuff to do than fight you. Lots
of errands to run.”
“No
problem,” Squeak grinned widely, putting the daga away with a flourish. “Just
give me that weird knickknack that you wear on your wrist, and I’ll disappear
at once. On my honor.”
“Hey,
you’re equipped better than me already. Trust me, my knickknack isn’t worth a
red status.”
“I can
live with that,” the elf shrugged, then produced a miniature crossbow from
behind his back in a single movement, fast as greased lightning.
The
bowstring clicked dryly; then several things happened at once. The elf’s
nickname as displayed over his head changed it color from peaceful green to a
menacing red, and a short crossbow bolt hissed over my head only to get lost in
the corn as I dropped to my knee. I’d been waiting for just that—his first
hostile action. Had I attacked first, I’d have gone red instead. Now Squeak was
the aggressor, and me, just an innocent victim. I could have called the guards,
but the elf would have enough time to skin me alive three times over before
those lazy lumps made their entrance. I’d be best off handling it myself.
Squeak did
not recharge the crossbow, throwing it to the side and dashing towards me,
eager to get close the sooner, the better. The little rat must have had some
experience.
The Hedge
of Thorns made no sound as it appeared in Squeak’s way, enveloping him in its
gentle embrace and stopping him from getting any farther. Another Hedge
appeared around the first, capturing the elf from the front and from behind in
a wall of very prickly vegetation. Squeak, still processing said fact, let out
a loud curse as he jerked back and the sharp thorns caught him under his knees.
That was when my first Ice Needles hit him in the face and in the chest. I’d
been aiming for his exposed neck, hoping for a crit, but it was a good enough
result, given the distance.
“You’re a
mage!” yelled an irate Squeak, grabbing a vial of potion from his belt and
downing it. “A mage, dammit!”
Who did he
expect, a parakeet with tits? Of course I was a mage!
The elf’s
HP level was in the green again, but I kept pelting him with Needles without
answering his shouts—the Hedges were still in place, too, sapping away at the
enemy’s HP. Squeak flexed his whole body, dashed sideways, and broke free at
the price of about ten HP. He dashed straight for me in a low crouch.
“You’re
dead, Rosgard! Dead!”
A Hedge .
. . I missed.
Another
one. And I instantly cast yet another, somewhat to the side.
Squeak
evaded the first thorny bush that had appeared underneath him in a single
graceful move, ramming right into the second Hedge that caught him by his feet.
He lost his balance and fell face first—right into the third Hedge I’d cast,
virtually depleting all of my mana. I cast that one running, taking giant leaps
towards my downed opponent.
As soon as
I got near Squeak, him still trying to escape from the deadly thorns, I leaped
up and roared as I brought my staff down on my enemy, aiming at the head. The
elf blocked the blow with his right arm. His HP level was back in the yellow.
The strange sword’s blade flashed above the ground, scraping my ankles. I
dodged the daga that he threw at me, jerking my whole body away to one side,
then grabbed my staff as a club and started to pummel at my enemy, virtually
driving him into the ground. The yelling elf swung his sword around,
occasionally getting me, but I kept my tempo up, even though I’d already been
in the yellow zone.
“You swine,
Rosgard! Take that! And that! Die!” Squeak kept on yelling, while I stayed
silent all along.
I dealt
him another blow, and then leaned backwards, swinging my hand up swiftly and
hurling my adder right at Squeak’s face. The gray snake flew through the air,
hitting the elf in the chest, and instantly wound itself around its neck like a
tight scarf—perhaps, one that was just a little bit too tight. The elf, who’d
been trying to shout something, could only emit a hoarse rattle as he grabbed
the snake strangling him with both his hands.
I
instantly took advantage of this mistake, dealing him a few quick and
well-aimed blows to the head. My fourth blow activated the Skull Clangor skill
for the first time, and the elf’s eyes clouded. His movements slowed down instantly,
becoming weak and unsure. His red HP bar flashed for the last time, going black
the instant when I ran out of mana and the snake disappeared from the “dying”
foe’s throat with a soft pop.
“Don’t . .
. take . . . my stuff . . . Ple-e-e . . .” Squeak never got to finish
whispering his famous last words as his face disappeared inside a blob of
silver mist.
“How about
I do what the hell I like,” I said, furious, as I got to my knees and stuck my
hands into his “body.” He sure had the nerve to swagger trying to take my stuff
away, and then instantly becoming a crybaby at the prospect of parting with his
own. He was free to become a killer player, but true killer players never
whimpered.
I took all
the elf’s possessions in one fell swoop, dumping everything into my own pack.
There wasn’t much—just the money and his equipment. He must have preferred to
run around unburdened.
I decided
against examining my loot for a very simple reason—the nearest respawn location
was in Mossy Hills, and I would very soon be facing a naked Squeak who would
either attack me again in a harebrained and desperate attempt to reclaim his
stuff, or start following me, treating me to all sorts of BS about how he only
attacked me by mistakes, begging me to return his equipment that was certainly
obtained as a result of long and hard toil. Been there, done that, got enough
t-shirts for a Salvation Army shop.
Apart from that, I still hadn’t replenished my
mana. So I started away from the village, heading for the nearest forest and
musing on why so many players had thought that becoming a killer player would
make them rich quickly. PvP for profit was a true art, and you made the
inevitable sacrifices.
I
hurried—it would soon be evening, and I’d need to level up properly before I’d
have to go back to old Jogley’s wake.
Damn that
old coot! The nerve he had to expire so suddenly! But I wouldn’t let him go
even after his death. I’d drink a toast to him at the wake, take a good look at
the allegedly irresistible daughter-in-law, and head right for his grave.
I was
thanking my luck and all the gods that I’d only run into amateurs so far. I
wouldn’t last a minute against pros such as the Red Demons. Incidentally, I’d
have to develop some tactic for fighting other mages. I wouldn’t be able to just
stay put and wave my hands around with a dignified look on my face. My
unassuming little snake was a pleasant surprise today—I’d need to develop the
critter.
“Rosga-a-a-a-a-rd!
You ba-a-a-a-a-sta-a-a-ard!” I heard a voice from a distance.
“I most definitely
am,” I muttered as I quickened my pace.
This was
worse than a daycare center. First a kid tries to take a toy he fancies away
from another kid; when he gets a bloody nose as a result, he starts to bawl and
call his mommy.
The forest
was aspens and birches—all the colors were bright, and the landscape was
pleasing to the eye. I kept thinking of vampires for some reason, though.
Possibly, it was the creaking of the aspens in the wind.
Or was it
the birches? I noticed strange wooden cups attached to some of the trees. Not
all birches had these decorations, but quite a few of them did. This drew my
attention, and I approached one of the trees to examine the strange
contraption. The bark was pierced, with a small wooden trough inserted. Clear
liquid was running down the trough right into the cup. There was nothing
mysterious about it—somebody was collecting birch sap. It tasted nice, boosted
HP and mana regeneration for a while, and was also a component used in many
potions. I took my time watching the heavy drops that had almost filled the
cup, then straightened my back and stepped away.
I
instantly froze, as if running into a wall. Well, it was the next best
thing—there was a young female player standing right in front of me, Level 63.
She was human, with long hair the color of honey and bright green eyes
observing me with slight surprise. She was twisting a small gnarly stick with a
bunch of emerald green leaves at the top carelessly. All her clothes were in
various shades of green, too. So that was who’d been collecting the birch sap.
“Hi,” I
smiled my widest smile, and took a cautious step backwards. “I’ve only been
looking. I haven’t touched anything.”
“I know
you haven’t touched anything,” Stormbringer, whose nickname I’d already read,
smiled in response. “That’s why I’m not touching you, either. What exactly are
you doing here, kiddo?”
“I live
here,” I said in a dignified voice, making a helpless gesture with my hands.
The
punchline from an ancient joke got me another smile. It seemed I wouldn’t get
killed right away.
“But
you’re still too little. Local mobs are too serious for you . . . Rosgard.
What’s your class?”
“Uh . . .
The kind that deals with magic,” I said, somewhat embarrassedly. “A nature
mage.”
Judging by
the clothes and the weapon, Stormbringer was the same class, but way out of my
league.
“I see,”
the player grunted. “There’s a group of you here?”
“Nope, I’m
on my own. Leveling up slowly, but surely.”
“Who’s
that, then?”
I wasn’t
afraid to turn my back on the young woman to look in the direction she’d been
pointing. Had she intended to kill me, she would have done it already. However,
having examined about a dozen birches and aspens, I noticed nothing, turning my
head back at Stormbringer, a puzzled look on my face.
“There he
is, hiding in the bushes,” the girl giggled as she pointed at a row of tall
plants with thick wide leaves. “Give me a second . . . Level 18, name of
Squeak. Judging by the color, an amateur killer player, freshly-respawned.”
“Duh,” I
said with some chagrin, checking my status automatically. “That one’s following
me. He’d tried to rob me a short time earlier, but didn’t succeed.”
I
reshuffled my spell, placing Summon an Adder in my left palm and waving my hand
gently. A modest-looking grayish snake materialized in the fallen leaves, beady
black eyes glinting for a second before it disappeared. The elf had found me,
after all.
“Hold on a
second,” Stormbringer stopped me and whistled softly.
A giant
shadow dashed through the forest, and a huge brown bear presented itself, stopping
right next to the girl. The beast must have been around seven feet tall—and
that was standing on all fours.
“Ursula,
won’t you take care of that baddie over there?” The girl nodded towards the
bushes.
The
enormous beast instantly set into motion, dashing for the bushes; a scream of
terror followed instantly. The bushes shook when Squeak, who’d been crouching
behind them, stood up straight, and I managed to see him at last. I instantly
added his name to my enemy list, and then proceeded with my scrutiny of the
hapless killer player.
He was
quite a sight, clad in a leather jacket reaching down to his waist, with a
snow-white diaper and bare legs underneath, a dagger in each hand. He must have
made it to the local inn, grabbed his stash of weapons from the private room,
and then followed me, most likely intending to sneak up and ambush yours truly.
I didn’t manage to make out the details of his strange and somewhat risqué
outfit—the yelling elf set off, fast as any bullet, chased by a roaring brown
bear. Whoever had said they couldn’t move fast must have never seen one in
action—nothing short of an SUV . . . furry and with a set of formidable teeth.
A minute
later we heard the echo of a loud cry and the roar of a predator about to
attack its quarry. And that was the end of the pointy-eared avenger.
“Thanks so
much,” I said to Stormbringer with unfeigned relief, but she just waved it off.
“I can’t
stand killer players. They’d attacked me so many times when I was little I lost
count. I still have to hide in the bushes sometimes,” the girl grunted. “Are
you new?”
“I am,” I
nodded, checking gingerly whether the jacket sleeve hid my silver bracelet
well.
“It wasn’t
that great a choice to play as a mage,” the player said. “A tank would be
easier. Less damage, but fewer worries, too.”
I
shrugged.
“You might
be right. Still, things may get tough every now and then, but it’s more fun
this way. Well . . . I’ll be off, then?”
“Sure,”
Stormbringer laughed and thrust her hand towards me. “Here, this should help.”
A shimmering
cloud of green formed in her palm and engulfed me from head to feet.
Stormbringer didn’t stop there and cast another buff—this one looked like a
cerulean cloud.
“The first
one slows down the rate at which you get tired, and the second boosts mana regeneration,”
the young woman explained. “I’d have cast a few more, but they don’t last long,
while you can count on these to stay active for three hours. Got it?”
“I have!
Thanks a lot! Oh, by the way! Stormbringer, have you heard about the Red Demons
already?”
“I
haven’t. What about them?” The girl instantly became alert. The killer player
clan was known to everyone in Waldyra.
“I spotted
them nearby,” I said. “A mounted group. They’d raided some trader’s wagon train
right near the entrance to Mossy Hills. They may have gone away already, or
they might not. So make sure you’re careful—you know how they like to play fast
and loose, and what vile tempers they have.”
“Gotcha.
Thanks for telling me, Rosgard. So me and my girl will just hide away in the
bushes for the time being,” the player grunted and took a step towards the bear
who’d just emerged from the bushes. “Ursula, darling, have you had your fun?
Oh, who’s my cute little girl, my sweet little cub, my teddy-weddy, wild and
unkempt, hm-m? Who’s got the cutest little nosey-wosey? Who’s got the cutest
little ears?”
I watched
Stormbringer speak to the gigantic animal in baby talk for a while, shook my
head in surprise, and headed onward, towards a clearing that lay in front of
me. There were bound to be decent mobs there that wouldn’t present too much of
a challenge. I only hoped I’d never run into a teddy like the one Stormbringer
had, or my diaper would instantly get soiled.
The bear
wasn’t a summoned beast, either—it was a real companion, just like my Sist, and
having such a companion cost a mint. And I haven’t even started on the
incredible amount of effort required for bringing up a friend and partner like
that. In the beginning you’re saddled with a tiny cub, virtually helpless and
not too bright; absolutely useless and a constant nuisance. You have to watch
out for it so that it doesn’t get killed, you cannot leave it at a care center
or in your private room for too long, and you can’t feed it just anything.
However, once the clumsy little ball of fur grew into a snarling beast, a
player’s life became a lot more fun—they’d gain a powerful protector, a sturdy
mount, and a loyal friend all in one.
The
flower-covered meadow didn’t disappoint me. The instant I took my first step
out of the thicket, I came across a few peppermint plants, which I instantly
collected and stuffed into my pack. My snake rustled past me, and waved its
tail goodbye as it disappeared in the tall grass. I took a look at my mana
level, which stayed the same, and decided against banishing the reptile as I
headed in the same direction. The buffs I’d received boosted regeneration, and
it was the first time I didn’t have to bother about my supply of mana for a
whole three hours, when I’d originally planned to spend a maximum of two on individual
improvement.
Some
strange Level 16 critter became my first victim. It resembled a porcupine the
most, which made it look out of place in a birch forest. It had a narrow snout
without anything remotely resembling eyes attached to a disproportionately long
neck, and long needles jutting out of its back all the way to its tail, which
was more like a flexible and spindly mace. When I noticed this uncanny beast,
it was digging in the ground with enthusiastic grunts, paying no attention
whatsoever to anything happening around it.
I took
advantage of this circumstance as I sent three Ice Needles, one after another,
into its trembling plump rump. The spindly creature screamed ear-splittingly as
it turned around, and I was surprised to realize it did have eyes—namely, a
single bloodshot eye glaring furiously on its absolutely naked leathery chest.
And it was some glare for sure . . .
I’d never
come across anything like this beast. The administration must have decided to
have more fauna diversity and introduced a new species.
The mob
tilted its whole body forward suddenly and waved its tail as I hurried to fall
flat on my face, managing to cast Hedge before I got horizontal. A few spindles
buzzed over my head heavily as the beast found itself inside a thorny bush. I
hastened to add a few more Hedges, encircling the mob completely. The strange
porcupine kept dashing this way and that, trying to disentangle itself, but it
didn’t forget about me, either, striking me with portion after portion of bony
needles every now and then.
I turned
my head a little, only to see the adder who’d been basking in the sun without a
worry in the world, looking at me with its tiny beady eyes lazily.
“What do
you think you’re looking at, you swine?” I hissed as I pressed myself into the
ground, feeling like there were shells falling left and right. “Protect your master! Attack!”
The adder
started towards the raging mob unhurriedly while I fired back as I kept on
erecting barricades of thorns. The snake slid through the hedge; a second later,
the porcupine grunted in unfeigned surprised and fell to the side, its tangled
front hooves jerking in the air—if you could call those bony protuberances
hooves in the first place. I was no longer in the line of fire, which was a
welcome development allowing me to get up and finish the monster off with a
barrage of Ice Needles.
Your Nature Magic level is up by 1.
Command of Nature Magic: 6.
Speed of casting Nature Magic spells is
up by 6%.
Your Elemental Magic level is up by 1.
Command of Elemental Magic: 1.
Speed of casting Elemental Magic spells
is up by 1%.
Finally.
My Nature Magic was up by another level, and I leveled up in Elemental Magic
for the first time. Progressing slowly, but steadily.
The ugly
creature was no longer among the living, which was also fine . . . Still, I
couldn’t shake off the feeling of just how out of place this strange mob had
been. It was like stumbling on a giraffe in the tundra.
Anyway,
I’d get an opportunity to do my research in a second.
I leaned
over the remains of the weird creature and picked up a whole bunch of stuff. A
piece of “weird” meat, around twenty thin bony spindles that could be thrown at
enemies, a unieye’s hide . . . Oh, so that’s what it was called . . . And,
yeah, the eye itself—a bloodshot orb as big as my fist.
A unieye,
no less . . .
I stashed
my loot away pensively, making a mental note to converse with the mayor of the
village about it—I haven’t met him yet. He might have a quest to find and
destroy a dangerous creature terrorizing Mossy Hills and abducting young
virgins . . . my recent victim did not quite look the part, but it never hurt
to ask.
I spent
the next two hours methodically killing every living creature careless enough
to catch my eye. I wouldn’t leave any mob alive, no matter how low its level.
There were gray sparrow-like birds, Level 5, that would become a flurry of
feathers after a single Ice Needle hit. They gave very little XP, but I was
dealing damage wholesale. I could afford to—my mana regeneration levels were
formidable, and I didn’t need to worry about winding up dry. So I just
dispatched everything I could see like a small-caliber machine gun.
Thus,
ubiquitous badgers, multicolored snakes, wood grouses sitting on bottom
branches of trees, spry squirrels (now, what were they doing in a forest comprised of birches and aspens, I
wondered), quails sitting on their eggs, and narrow-snouted ferrets lurking in
tall grass were all grist to my mill. Even the motley butterflies and the
buzzing bumblebees, which gave me no XP whatsoever, were still legitimate
quarry for my snake.
I saw no
more deer or wolves, but that suited me just fine—they took too much time. I
did see a huge bull moose once—he’d emerged from the wood all of a sudden,
trampled across the clearing, and disappeared in the thicket on the other
side—but prudently decided to leave him well alone. He’d flatten me with his
hooves in no time at all.
Anyway, I
kept on playing the part of a machine gun, meeting every movement with a volley
of Ice Needles, and shooting out a Thorn Hedge every now and then. I came
across a whole bunch of groundhogs that looked like travel-sized but
impressively plump bears, and it took me a lot of effort to dispatch all the
Level 12 mobs. I leveled up after wasting the twentieth groundhog or so, but
refrained from distributing the points to save time. I also did some training
with the adder, whom I kept hurling at the enemy with the battle cry “Rah!”
chosen as the command to attack. It may not have sounded that great, but it was
short and clear enough.
By the end
of the second hour I gained another level. My Elemental Magic also went up by
one, and my bag of loot became so heavy I could barely lift it. It was time to
go back to the village, especially considering that my buffs would soon wear off,
and that I might run into Squeak, who’d have a few bones to pick with me and
the whole world by that point. Beefed-up regeneration could be a boon in
another fight with an elven swordsman. At any rate, I’ve seen enough action for
one day. I could raise Ice Needle and Summon an Adder to Tier Two any moment
now, and my character was Level 18.
Therefore,
it would be logical for me to hurry to Mossy Hills for some rest in my private
room. I’d be highly unlikely to get any sleep during the night—first there’d be
old Jogley’s wake, then I’d have to talk to the villagers gathered there, and
after midnight I’d need to head straight to Jogley’s freshly-made grave. Then
I’d grab some supper IRL and rife through the forum in search of information
related to summoning the spirit of a deceased person for a conversation. I
might as well take a look at the offers made to Navigator, news on the
construction of ocean-faring ships and the fight for resources, and so on. No rest for the wicked,
as usual.
I sighed,
called the snake, which had been frolicking in the grass, and placed it in my
sleeve. Then I placed the heavy pack on my shoulders and trotted towards Mossy
Hills unhurriedly.
I crossed
the birch and aspen wood once again, but Stormbringer was nowhere to be seen, likewise
her “teddy” Ursula. The wooden cups for collecting birch sap were gone, too.
She must have gathered enough, then decided to call it a day and ride her bear
into the sunset.
It took
ten minutes the most to get back to the village from the forest.
Then I spent as much time carefully making my
way through the peaceful and sleepy village streets, exercising the utmost
caution, freezing every now and then to examine my environment and identify any
possible threat. I took detours around lush flowery bushes, and tried to keep
away from fences, which were perfect to hide behind if you wanted to plant a
dagger in someone’s back, or shoot them with a well-aimed arrow at point blank
range. Hello, paranoia, pleased to meet you.
Incidentally,
speaking of arrows and other weapons . . . I thought I should sort through
Squeak’s possessions and take a good look at the miniature crossbow and his
strange sword sometime soon.
I all but
barged into the village inn—the sleeping rooms were upstairs, with the dining
hall at the ground floor. I probably gave the round-cheeked woman sitting
behind a small desk a bit of a fright.
“I’m
terribly sorry,” I apologized politely, switching to a slower and more
dignified pace.
I was definitely safe here.
“No
problem at all, sir,” the local woman replied, a beamish smile back on her face
after a short confusion. “I wish you to have a good rest.”
“Thank
you,” I nodded, and then inquired, stopping before the emerald green door,
“Could you please tell me when the next full moon is?”
“In three days,” the woman replied without
stopping to think for a second.
I nodded
again before I tumbled into my room.
I dropped
my pack to the floor, sat down next to it, reclined against the wall, and
pressed Exit.
There was
a flash . . .
Logout.
Chapter
Two
The
Price Keeps Growing. Real Beef in Real World. Kyre. Fun at the Wake. Sad but True.
Real world
did not greet me kindly. My muscles were stiff, refused to flex, and responded
to every effort to set them into motion with a dull pain. As for my back, it
felt as though the very unieye I’d dispatched a while earlier had made a nest
here to prick me with its spindles every time I’d move. My right shoulder blade
and the base of my neck suffered the worst.
I barely
managed to crawl out of my cocoon, groaning, and slumped down to the floor like
a boneless blob of slime. The muscles that had just emerged from a deep slumber
had no juice in them. I surely didn’t feel my age—I hadn’t even turned thirty
yet—more like an octogenarian with all the ailments that go with the age. On
the other hand, the cocoon has made me give up smoking . . . That meant I’d die
healthy . . . and young.
I felt like crap.
Having barely managed to get up and drag
myself to the entrance hall, I realized this wouldn’t do. I urgently needed to
whip myself into something resembling a human condition at least, and a hot
shower wouldn’t cut the mustard here. I’d need to exercise my muscles a bit.
I grunted
as I picked up the garbage bags and went out onto the landing, closing the door
behind me carefully. I took a dejected look at the stairs that seemed too
steep, and started to descend slowly, dragging the garbage behind me.
I barely
managed to take a few steps when the door of the apartment across the hall
opened, showing the prune-like face of the old lady who’d lived there. Her name
was Ms. Bobrikov, she was a well-respected pensioner, and even our local
constable had been afraid of her sarcasm, her insatiable curiosity, and her
elephant memory. The lady was a virtually unrivaled chatterbox, too—if you
forgot to zip up your trousers, the whole neighborhood would be informed no
later than the very next day.
“I say,
Rostie, why on earth are you holding on to that wall?” The old lady bypassed
the usual greetings and wouldn’t take any quarters. Some people never seem to sleep
. . .
“Good
evening, Ms. Bobrikov,” I said in a hoarse voice.
I should
have had a drink of water before venturing out, I thought to myself.
“And a
very good one to you, love. So what’s with holding on to the wall? Had a few,
have you?” The old lady was all sympathy while her eyes glinted curiously from
behind the thick lenses of her glasses.
“Perish
the thought, kind lady,” I hadn’t expected myself to hit on that tone of voice.
“It’s that pesky back of mine—would you believe I can barely take a step? And how are you doing,
my most esteemed neighbor? I hope nothing ails you? No unfortunate impediments such as ague or
rheumatism?”
The old
woman needed about a minute to translate my flowery greeting into human words,
and then about as long to decide whether I was deadpan or trying to mock her. I
managed to take four more steps downstairs, barely keeping my trembling legs
from folding underneath me.
My neighbor did not reach any conclusion, so
she reached forward, revealing an old robe with a mind-bogglingly psychedelic
print on it, and cooed gently,
“Oh, you
haven’t been drinking, I can see that. But there’s something wrong with you—my,
look at your face, it’s all gray. Did you snort something, by any chance? Or,
perhaps, you shot up some of that nasty smack? Should I call you an ambulance, dear?”
“You wish!”
I snapped. “Ms. Bobrikov, really, have you got nothing
more pressing to attend to other than spying on your neighbors and sticking
your nose into other people’s business? Isn’t it time for your next series?
Actually, it’s well past your bedtime!”
That old
hag! Always on the lookout for free entertainment. Bread and circuses with a
side order of blood. She’d be delighted to call someone an ambulance—and a
black Maria to boot. Then she’d wail about the youth of today being nothing but
drug addicts and drunkards, and that Stalin would definitely know how to set us
straight.
“How dare you talk to your elders like that?!”
I seemed to have made the old woman’s day—she was loud enough for all the other
neighbors to hear.
Reluctant
to engage in further hostile activity under such unfavorable conditions I sped
up and ambled downstairs at the pace of a pregnant tortoise, my head already
pulled into my shoulders. I really wanted none of that! I was simply intending
to take out the garbage and get some blood flowing through my muscles.
“They just keep coming!
And people like me have lived their whole life here!” The old lady was on fire. “And I had been
working hard for a living in my day!”
What did
that have to do with anything?
“I won’t
take any lip from unemployed idlers!”
The old
lady certainly was up to date, I thought as I reached the next floor.
“A
drug-addled parasite!” The voice echoed from the concrete walls for all the
neighbors to hear. They’d show their faces soon enough—it was evening, after
all, and most of them would be back from work by now.
“Grandma,
really!” I gave in at some point, mid-diatribe.
“Don’t you
ever call me grandma! May the good Lord never curse me with a grandson like
you! That would be the death of me!”
“You have
no grandchildren, anyway!” I roared as I took a few more steps. “Or children, for that matter!”
I
regretted that instantly. The last thing I’d wanted was to trigger a lonely old
lady that way. Her only son was killed in some war, leaving no offspring.
On the
other hand, I’d been at the end of my tether. I never intended to get in an
altercation with her. Damn! Why did it always have to be that way?
“You little
. . . I’d rather have no
children than someone like you!”
“Well, you
don’t have any, do you?” I muttered under my breath. However, the old woman’s
advanced years did not make her hearing any less keen.
“How dare you! My son died a hero! He gave his life for his Motherland! They decorated him posthumously!
And you . . . You . . .” Suddenly, she sobbed, and I felt
like the very scum of the earth. I really should have kept my big mouth shut.
A door
creaked open as someone else decided to “break on through to the other side.”
It’s always the doors,
one way or another . . .
“Ms.
Bobrikov, did anything happen?” A low voice from upstairs sounded concerned; I
recognized it as belonging to Nikolai, a forty-year-old pillar of society—he
was an excellent plumber, well-loved and respected by the whole neighborhood
and a paragon of virtue. He didn’t drink, stayed loyal to his wife, was always
ready to help, and could fix virtually everything. The only thing he’d lacked
was a pedestal.
“Oh, Nicky, my dear boy,” the old lady started
weeping. “You won’t believe what’s happening . . . I am being humiliated one
step from my own apartment! My beloved dead son is being mocked . . . They say
I didn’t look after him enough. Had my dear Alexei been here, he’d never have
let anyone talk to his old mother like that. Oh, my poor heart is breaking . .
.”
Crap.
We were in for a real show.
The real thing, with other people’s words put in my mouth.
“Who would
dare to say something like that?” There was some ire in Nikolai’s basso now.
Judging by the sound, he’d already been on the landing.
“My neighbor!
The drug addict!” The old lady didn’t waste this opportunity to
spill whatever beans she’d had, real as well as imaginary, while I groaned in
anguish. “That Rostislav!
My goodness! Such a good and decent Russian name . . . wasted
on a scoundrel like him! There he was getting out of his apartment, all pale
and blue, and, of course, I just had to ask him whether he may have needed any
help—you know, he might have been ill, or had heart trouble . . . And what he
said to me . . . Oh, what he said to me was
. . . He’s a drug addict,
I’m telling you! The likes of him are best off behind bars!
Nikolai, love, leave him well alone, you know how those meth fiends are. He’ll
stick a knife in your back just as well as look at you . . . I’ll call the
constable this instant, let him take care of it! My son was nothing of the
sort! He had a real moral compass! He treated his elders with respect!”
That old
battle-ax!
I hissed curses as I ambled into the streets
and headed toward the garbage container, twitching nervously. That’s how people
no one would ever suspect committed murders right in their neighborhood. And
speak of brain-addled neighbors . . .
I hurled
the bag of garbage toward the outside container, and missed—little wonder
there. I could barely control my hands, and my fingers and elbows felt like
there were ants living there. On the other hand, my legs and the rest of my
body were beginning to feel more or less normal.
I didn’t feel much like going back to my flat.
I moved away from the garbage containers and started to do push-ups
vigorously—thankfully, my tracksuit fit the activity. I kept at it until my
muscles felt alive again and started to hurt in a way that was completely
different from when they hurt as a result of inaction.
I kept
track of what had been going on behind the door. The old lady was far from
simmering down—on the contrary, her voice kept getting louder, occasionally
verging on ultrasound frequencies. Little wonder—Ms. Bobrikov was holding a
strategic position, and currently had to boost her battle morale before an
encounter with a hostile neighbor, namely, yours truly. She must have been
applying all sorts of battle buffs, and, possibly, picking up some epic weapon
such as a “Dirty Mop.” Having noticed that I wasn’t going for a walk, but
rather intended to throw away some garbage, she would stay out for as long as
it would take, the hag . . . She could also summon a loyal familiar commonly
known as Weary Constable. Wasn’t she a sweet and friendly old lady just a few
years ago? I remember her treating me to some jam-filled pastries once . . .
Could that be her advanced age?
I had no
time to get to the end of this thought. I was doing twists and taking deep
breaths when I heard the roar of a powerful engine from the direction of the
road that separated the elite gated community across from our row of decrepit
70s five-story blocks, followed by brakes screeching sharply and the clangor of
breaking metal and smashed glass. The silence over our sleepy neighborhood was broken
by the sound of a car horn that wouldn’t stop.
“Holy
crap!” I exhaled, jumping back instinctively and falling on my behind. An
accident!
I came to
my senses, then got to my feet and started towards the place of the accident,
obscured from my sight by the greenery.
That was
odd. Our street was straight as an arrow—who could have had an accident here? I
sincerely hoped there’d be no casualties. I didn’t need to bother about the
ambulance—a whole bunch of windows had lit up, and there were dark silhouettes
in them now. One could rest assured that someone would call the ambulance by
now, and the cops as well.
That Ms.
Bobrikov was a bad jinx. Could she be an actual witch? I should have asked her
about the location of the other parts of the legendary set of armor. Perhaps
she’d know . . .
My concern
for stupid drivers instantly became replaced by paranoia and a sense of menace
the instant I heard the motor that had seemed dead rev into action again,
accompanied by the sound of metal being torn apart. I saw red lights flash
through the green of the trees when the car that had moved back braked all of a
sudden. It looked like an SUV. Then the driver hit the accelerator, sending his
enormous vehicle forwards. I could hear broken glass and folding metal again. The
car horn went dead. What on earth was that guy up to?
“Hey!” I
yelled, frozen in place. “Are you drunk, or what? What the hell do you think
you’re doing?”
The driver
must have indeed been drunk or high, trying to escape and failing to realize he
was driving his car into the other one yet again, which ranked as attempted
murder and no mere DUI.
There were
no signs of life coming from the other car. What was I to do, I wondered?
Should I
place my mortal and rather weary body in the way of the berserk driver? Not an option. I’d be like an ant under his wheels. He
wouldn’t even notice me.
I slumped
down to my knees, rummaging in the roadside dust for a rock I could use, but
the only thing I found was a gnarled piece of wood that weighed next to
nothing. I wouldn’t be able to use it to divert the drunk’s attention or smash
his glass. Just a curved piece of wood. The twilight made it look like . . .
My, what have we?
I grabbed
the piece of wood with both hands, ambling onto the road, but prudently staying
to the side of the enormous black vehicle that was already in reverse again. I
pointed my find at the dark figure of the driver behind the glass and started
to yell whatever silliness came to my mind there and then:
“Stop
where you are, you bitch! I shoot first and ask questions later! You are
talking to Sergeant Pronin! Get out of the car, place your hands behind your
head, on your knees, and your eyes at my boots! Hop to it, or I’ll shoot to
kill!”
The reaction was instant.
The SUV revved its engine again, continued in
reverse, then made a U-turn and drove off at breakneck speed, leaving a trail
of smoke from burning rubber in the air. I looked at the escaping felon and
yelled at him angrily,
“You
bastard!”
The driver
was definitely drunk. But how come he drove with such confidence? He managed to
turn very smoothly, even though he’d had the accelerator floored. Did the
adrenaline sober him up?
I tossed
away the piece of wood and rushed towards the car that had tilted to the side.
Its front left side was crushed like a beer can. The silver-colored car looked
like a sleek and expensive toy, even in its current pitiful condition.
I sniffed
the air instinctively. There was a strong smell of gasoline. The lights were
out, and the engine wasn’t running. And not a soul in sight anywhere! No one
wanted to get involved, damn them all to hell.
As I reached
the driver’s door, I realized one would need a metal saw to open it, and that
it would take some time even in that case. The door glass was either down or
broken—I didn’t pay much attention to that, concentrating on the driver. It was
a burly man in a shirt that had once been wife, his bloodied head dangling
helplessly on his chest.
“Hey,
mate, can you hear me? Are you alive?” I couldn’t think of anything less silly
to say as I leaned over. Once I saw the driver’s face, I jerked my head so hard
I hit it on the roof of the car.
The driver
was Gosha! Sitting right there, large as life! Judging by the bloody bubbles
forming at his nose, he was still breathing. I touched his neck to make sure,
but couldn’t feel anything and only got my fingers bloody.
“Gosha!”
Damn . . .
What was I supposed to do now? As far as I could remember, you weren’t supposed
to move traffic accident victims. But what if the car caught fire?
I
straightened my back, confused, rubbing my face with the palms of my hands.
Then I swung about and shouted like mad into the twilight,
“You
bastards! Why are you hiding?! Call the ambulance at once! And the cops!”
“Ros . . .
You . . .” I heard a mumbling from the car and turned back to the window.
“Gosha,
are you alive at all? Where does it hurt? Just make sure you don’t move, man!
Don’t move! You’re stuck! Remain where you are and wait for the ambulance! Got
it? You’ve had . . . You’ve had an accident. That bastard on the SUV has
already made tracks.”
“Ros . .
.”
“I read
you loud and clear, Gosha! Just hold on, bro! All right?”
“Ros . . .
Shut up . . .”
“Say
what?”
“Take Kyre
away . . . Right now,” Gosha said in a hoarse voice, barely managing to lift
his chin from his chest and looking at me with terrifying bloodshot eyes.
“Who?!
Gosha, you’re alone in the car! Besides, we’re not in Waldyra, we’re in real
world. Don’t worry, just stay put, will you?”
“I know we
are . . . She’s on the back seat . . . Moron . . . Take her away at once if
she’s OK . . .”
“You’re a
moron yourself!” I roared angrily, feeling an adrenaline rush I could barely
control. Hold on a second . . . “Where? Did you
say the back seat?”
I pulled
myself back, grabbed the other door’s handle, and swung the door open. The back
seat was empty, but there was someone wrapped up in a checkered quilt on the
floor of the car, lying motionless.
I threw
caution to the wind as I got in, grabbed the lifeless body, then took a few
steps back and slumped to the ground. The body landed on me, knocking the air
out of my chest. Damn . . . I sure was no superhero. The quilt opened and I saw
it contained a dark-haired girl, her face right against my neck. I felt her
breath on my skin and sighed with relief. I’d been thinking the body might have
been dead. Well, hello there,
Kyre . . .
I freed
myself from underneath the girl’s motionless body, got to my feet, and shouted,
rubbing the elbow I’d hurt falling,
“Gosha,
it’s all fine! She’s alive! I’ll drag her to the side right now, don’t worry!
There seems to be nothing wrong with her. No blood. But she’s unconscious. I’ll
drag her away in a second . . .”
“No!” My
burly friend’s voice sounded more confident—he was definitely coming to his
senses. Speak of the benefits of bodybuilding! I’d have been dead if it was me
driving, and wouldn’t you take a look at this gorilla, who could already think
and talk, by the look of it. “You can’t just pull her sideways.”
“What do
you mean, I can’t?” I was completely baffled, since none of what he’d been
saying made any sense. “What am I supposed to do with her? Stuff her back in
the car?”
“Take her
with you,” Gosha said clearly and distinctly, still sitting in the driver’s
seat motionlessly. “Take her to your place.”
“Gosha,
are you serious? Or delirious? You’ve just had an accident. You need to get to
a hospital soon! She’s unconscious! She might die any moment!”
“She’s all
right . . . Just drugged . . . She’ll come to her senses soon . . . I’ll
explain later. Just take her away from here, Ros. Do it right now.”
Drugged?!
“Gosha?”
“Take her
away!” Gosha yelled, spitting out clots of blood as he twisted his body.
“Quick! Don’t argue!”
“You
assholes, the lot of you!” I shouted, grabbing the girl in a fireman’s hold
without even feeling her weight. “That’s way over the top, you hear me? Once
you’re back on your feet, I’ll break your legs again! Damn!”
Once I was
done, I shuffled off to my apartment, followed by Gosha’s voice.
“Thanks,
Ros . . .”
“Go to
hell!” I said, without turning my head.
I could
hear a gurgling laugh followed by a groan. Gosha’s initial shock would wear off
shortly, and he’d be in a lot of pain very soon. I should know—I had an
accident once, at a much earlier age. I could only hope my friend wouldn’t kick
the bucket.
As I got
into the apartment block, I started up the pockmarked concrete steps, the only
thoughts going through my head being, “What are you doing, you idiot? What if
she dies on your hands, leaving you with a dead body to explain? In your own
apartment! You’ll be done for!”
I reached
my floor’s landing with many a hoarse sigh and heavy groan, driven by fear and
blind frenzy, and instantly ran into Ms. Bobrikov standing in the doorway of
her apartment with Nikolai standing right next to her, munching on a pastry. So
it’s pastries for some and curses for others. That old hag . . . The two of
them must have wanted to have a word with me so hard they’d even missed the
accident.
“Now,
Rostislav, look here. How could you . . .” Nikolai started talking first, but
instantly checked himself, his eyes bulging as he saw the arm hanging out of
the bundle.
I opened
my door with my shoulder, turned to my neighbors, made an ugly face, and
yelled,
“Shut up!
Both of you! And get the hell away from here—you both have homes to go to. Am I clear enough?!”
Ms.
Bobrikov disappeared instantly, slamming the door behind her. Nikolai’s hurried
footsteps followed shortly, then another door slammed. They must be trying to
beat each other to calling the cops, I thought.
“Well,
Ros, you’re in deep shit now.” That was my conclusion as I entered my flat,
closing the door behind me with my back.
I took a
few short steps and dropped the girl onto my bed. Then I landed heavily on the
floor, gasping for air. That was sure some workout.
Not bad
for someone who’d just intended to take out the garbage.
Kyre
groaned barely audibly, and I hastened to rise and look on her face. Her skin
was pale—too pale, in fact—but the color of her lips was normal, they weren’t
anywhere near blue. My father always told me that blue lips were the worst symptom.
Her eyes were shut, but I could see her eyeballs move behind the lids.
Did Gosha
say she was drugged? Was I stuck with an addict? I gingerly felt her head with
a trembling hand for bumps and cuts. Everything seemed fine, although I was no doctor, and
acted like a total dilettante. Still, her head seemed okay. There was some
blood on the forehead, but it came from my hand. Gosha’s.
I’d
forgotten all about him!
He must
have still been sitting there in his smashed-up car, bleeding . . .
I groaned
dejectedly as I rose and hurried for the door again, peeking into the bathroom
en route and grabbing a few towels from the hanger. I’d toyed with the thought
of taking a few aspirins along, but I swore at myself the instant I realized
how stupid that was. I grabbed the keys and slammed the apartment door shut
behind me. Getting down the staircase was much harder now—my feet were shaking
and my knees were wobbly.
I took a
shortcut across the thick decorative vegetation grown by the first-floor neighbor,
treading on some flowers on my way. Another thing to answer for tomorrow.
I got
through and stopped instantly, my feet digging up the soil. I could see blue
lights flashing through the least. It wasn’t the ambulance—the cops got here first.
I leaned forward
and managed to see a police officer inspecting the inside of the car, saying
something to Gosha, while two others were contemplating the asphalt, shining
their flashlights on the road, and yet another one was reporting something on
the car radio. About a dozen spectators gathered nearby, dressed in whatever
they could find and looking towards the smashed-up car with fascination. Damn
vultures. On the other hand, one of the men was holding a portable fire
extinguisher, which, fortunately, wasn’t needed, so I guessed some of them must
have been all right.
I could
hear the sirens wail from a long way off. The ambulance at last. I took a few steps back, getting out of my
hiding place, the towels I had no use for still clutched in my hands. I stood
there thinking for a second, and then set into motion again, taking a wide
detour around the place of the accident and coming to the glass entrance of
Gosha’s condominium. I didn’t have to knock or ring the bell—the huge frame of
a guard stood right behind the door. As soon as he saw me, he flexed and
reached for the strange baton hanging on his belt.
“What do
you want?!” the man yelled through the glass, taking a good look at me and
clearly finding me wanting.
I didn’t
blame him—after all, I was wearing an old tracksuit and muddy slippers, and had
a bunch of washing in my hands. There must have been blood on my hands and my
face, too, so I probably looked suspicious as hell.
“There was
an accident!” I interjected. “A little to the side. About a hundred paces away.”
“So?” The
guy said in a somewhat less agitated voice, looking sideways at his colleague,
who had joined him to investigate the commotion. “The police have just got
here, as well as the ambulance. How can I help?”
The
ambulance passed behind my back just then, turning a corner, its wheels
screeching. The siren went silent in a second, and I could hear doors slamming.
“There’s
not much you can do, I guess,” I shook my head. “However, one of the people
involved in the accident lives in this building. He’s on his own now, since his
wife is away. Could you notify his next of kin? I don’t have any of their
contacts.”
“Name?”
The other guard said in a low rumble, taking a step forward.
“Mine?”
“Not yours!
The accident victim’s!”
“I don’t
know his surname,” I admitted, hurrying to recollect everything I’d known about
Gosha. “He’s a friend of mine, name of Gosha. He definitely lives in this
building. Fourteenth floor, left of the elevator, dark brown door of polished
wood. I can’t remember the apartment number . . . He works in a bank, and he
drives a silver sports car . . . Or, rather, used to—it’s all smashed up.”
“Gosha?
Georgiy, you mean? Georgiy Panteleyev? Serge,
will you check whether he’s back?”
“It must
be him,” I nodded, adding. “He’s a big guy. Over two hundred pounds. No fat,
all muscle.”
“That’s
definitely him,” the older guard said gruffly. Damn! Serge, what’s the situation?”
“He left
at half past ten in the evening, and he hasn’t returned yet,” the younger guy
shouted, looking up from his computer screen. “Definitely him, by the looks of
it.”
“Stay
here,” the older guy ordered. “I’ll go and take a look.”
I took a
few steps back, letting the guard through, and pointed in the direction of the
accident spot.
“Over
there. Thanks, guys. Don’t forget to contact his next of kin.”
“We’ll
take it from here,” the guard rumbled as he took a look around, satisfied to
see I was alone and there was no gang of thugs around the corner. Or was I imagining things? The guard seemed like an okay guy.
“Anyway,
it’s over there,” I repeated, and then trotted off, holding the towels close to
my chest.
“Hey!
Where are you off to?”
“Home,” I
replied, without turning back. “I still have some washing to take care of!”
That was
that. Enough good deeds for a single day. I must have been taken for a crazy
do-goodnik, but I didn’t care much.
I no
longer paid any attention to anything that’s been happening on the road. I just
entered my block as fast as my feet would carry me, and somehow managed to get
to my apartment’s door, supported by the railings. I found the key in my pocket
with shaky hands, heard the lock squeak shortly, and tumbled into the flat,
shutting the door behind me soundlessly. I dropped the towels right onto the
floor, kicked off my muddy slippers, took a few uncertain steps down the entry
hall and peeked into my room. My jaw dropped. Neither the quilt, nor the girl
were present. The bed stood empty.
“I wonder
what the punchline is,” I said, and that must have been the silliest phrase of
the day. Then I shuddered as I felt someone move behind me. I turned around
quickly, almost catching the doorway with my face, and stared at the sight that
had presented itself standing right there next to the kitchen door.
It was
Kyre. Her dark hair looked matted, she was still wrapped in her quilt, her eyes
were on me, and she had a knife in a shaky hand. The knife was my own—the one I
used around the kitchen, the dull blade still covered with specks of bread
crust.
“Kyre,
it’s me,” I said softly, slowly showing her my empty palms. “Ros. Remember me?”
“Ros?” The
girl whimpered, pointing the knife at me. “Prove it!”
“How?” I
grunted angrily, taking a step back. “On the other hand . . . The Crèche,
running from the Graver . . . Look! Isn’t it enough already? It really is me.
The door is right there, if you don’t believe me. The key is in the lock.
You’re free to open it and go wherever the hell you like. I’m sick of the lot
of you already! First this moron Gosha demands that I take you to my flat, then
I run around like a rabbit on amphetamines taking care of his business, and now
that I’m home, I’m being threatened by a drug-addled maniac armed with a knife,
no less! Get out! Just give me my knife back, it’s the only one I’ve got.”
The girl
dropped the knife—it clinked dully as it hit the floor—and started to bawl,
hiding her face in her hands.
“Hey,
Kyre, what gives . . .” I was completely out of my depth. “Sure, you’re free to
stay, just don’t cry.”
The
wailing remained just as loud. I sighed, took a step forward, and held the girl
close, gingerly hugging her shaking shoulders.
“There,
there. Calm down. It’s over. It most
definitely is. Whoever’s heard of a crying paladin? So rise, Kyrea the
Protectress, high and mighty, wielder of the Checkered Robe of Power and the
Kitchen Knife of terror . . .”
My
monologue appeared to have helped, silly as it was. The sobbing abated, and the
girl started to shake less. Finally, the words came out in a barely audible
murmur:
“It really
is you. Ros.”
“How did
you tell?” I inquired, still in my silly mode. “By the shabbiness of my attire?
By the way, feel free to gloat.”
“W-why?”
“What do
you mean, why?” I looked surprised, freeing one of my hands and stroking the
girl’s hair. “You’re the only person I carried in both worlds. Incidentally,
you weigh a lot less in Waldyra.”
“That’s
not a reason to gloat, and I’m nowhere near heavy!” Kyre muttered. I still had
to learn her real name. “You know I’m Kyrea the Protectress. The ones who’d
injected me with this crap didn’t. They wanted to . . .”
“I don’t
even want to know,” I hastened to interject. “Hey, you’re probably unaware of
this. Gosha was driving you here on his car—most likely, over to his place.
There’s been an accident. Be quite, will you?” I had to get cross for a moment,
holding the girl as she jerked. “He’s alive. Most likely, on his way to the
hospital right now. Before the ambulance and the cops arrived, he asked me to
take you to my place. That was just what I did.
Thankfully, I live just nearby. I’ll tell you the rest later. Just tell me
whether you feel all right. Does anything hurt? Any ringing in your head? Any sharp pain?”
“Everything
seems to be all right,” Kyre whispered. “There’s a slight vertigo and some
nausea.”
“I see,” I
breathed out in unfeigned relief. “But, at any rate, you shouldn’t be standing.
Sit down—or, better still, lie down. You might still be in shock and unable to
feel. Basically, you’d need to go to a hospital, too. For a routine checkup, at
the very least.”
“Not right
now,” the girl interjected.
“Right,” I
grumbled.
So Gosha
wasn’t the only loco around. Kyre didn’t look after herself much, either . . .
“Will
Gosha definitely be okay?”
“I think
so. Hey, how about a cup of tea? I even have some jam. Strawberry.”
“Are you
completely out of your mind?”
“A bit,” I
had to confess. “If I had any wits around me, I’d keep out of that whole
business, and you wouldn’t be standing here.
So how about some tea?”
The girl
never managed to answer. My flimsy door shook from a heavy knock, and there was
a loud voice that definitely belonged to someone considering himself a figure
of authority.
“Open up!
It’s the police!”
An old
lady’s voice chimed in.
“You
should be careful around the likes of him! Those drug fiends are dangerous!
He’ll just as soon stab you as look at you!”
“We’ll
deal with it. Please return to your apartment.”
“Make sure
you don’t believe anything he says! I’ve seen the girl myself! She was wrapped
in a quilt or a checkered blanket. Dark hair, I think. Her arm was hanging
down! She was lifeless!”
“We’ll
deal with it!” the policeman rumbled, reiterating. “Ma’am! Please return to
your apartment.”
Crap. Ms.
Bobrikov, you old lizard. May all the neighborhood cats pee under your door
forevermore.
“Who is
it?” the girl whispered, leaning away from me.
“Can’t you
hear?” I replied in just as low a tone. “The cops! My neighbors spotted me when
I was taking you here. And you looked rather poorly, to say the least! They
must have decided I was a sexual predator—or, perhaps, that I freelanced as a
taxidermist, Norman Bates style. Damn!”
“Open up!”
The door shook twice as hard. This time it must have been a fist—or a boot.
“Stay
here!” I hissed, rushing to the bathroom as I shouted, “Coming! You don’t have
to bang the door like that! Some of us have to sleep sometimes!”
“Open up
at once!”
“I said I
was coming! Am I allowed to put my trousers on?” I yelled as I opened the
faucet and started to wash the caked blood off my hands. I looked at the mirror
and cursed, washing my face—it had been bloody, too. Now I knew just what it
felt like when cops had a killer bang to rights. All the neighbors must have
been up by that point.
I jumped
out of the bathroom, picked up the towels, and hastily wiped myself dry,
managing to open the door before the policeman started banging and yelling
again.
“Good
evening!” I said, looking innocently at a bemustached policeman standing to the
side of the door. He was completely unfamiliar to me—definitely not the local
constable. He wasn’t alone—there were two more servants of law and order on my
landing. Ms. Bobrikov’s door was cracked open, too—a pointy nose and a glint of
a curious eye were visible well enough through the crack.
The
policeman didn’t deign to introduce himself. He stared at me sternly and got
right to business:
“We’ve
been informed about certain activities on the premises . . .”
“Honey, is
anything wrong?” My door opened wider, and Kyre appeared next to me, wrapped in
a quilt up to her neck. Her hair was tousled, and her eyes half-closed. A naked
female arm wrapped itself around my neck, and I felt a female body pressing
itself against me. Oh, my ears and whiskers . . . The cops’ eyes bulged, and
Ms. Bobrikov nearly fell through the door of her apartment.
“I’ve no
idea,” I managed to pull myself out of the stupor, hugging the girl around her
waist. “It’s the police. They say they’ve had reports of suspicious activity.
But we didn’t play any loud music, or make any loud noises.”
“I want to
go back to bed,” the girl puffed out her lips, making one of the policemen
cough.
“Ri-i-i-i-i-ght,”
the guy with the mustache said, turning around to face the opposite apartment.
I sighed
with relief at the sight of his uniformed back. The fact that he wasn’t afraid
to turn his back on us meant that our ruse had been partially successful at
least.
“What do
you mean, ‘right’? Nothing’s right here!” The old lady started to jabber. “I’m
telling you, I’ve seen him bring a body into the apartment! Maybe it wasn’t
her! Maybe it’s his partner in crime . . .”
“Partner
in what crime?” I raised my voice. The role of an irate actor came easy to a
method man like yours truly. After all, I was bothered at an inopportune
moment. “So it was you who’d called the police, Ms. Bobrikov? I say! I’d never
have expected something like this of you.”
“Quiet!”
the policeman said, and I obligingly shut up. “We’ve been told that a body had
been brought into this apartment less than an hour ago . . .”
“That much
is true. This very body,” I interrupted him, painting a blissful smile on my
face and nodding towards the girl right next to me. “I did bring her in. I
admit to that. Is it against the law to carry girls on your hands these days?
Actually . . . Why don’t you come in and inspect my apartment? There’s just one
bedroom, so it won’t take much time. I have nothing to hide. With all due respect,
I’d had other plans for tonight, and they didn’t involve standing outside in
the cold. By all means, come in.”
I stepped
aside, supporting the girl who could barely stand, to let in the cops, giving
the neighbor an infuriated glare of wounded innocence.
“You give
us consent for inspecting your apartment?” the cop with the mustache asked.
“Affirmative,”
I smiled broadly, feeling Kyre grow heavier by the moment. I hoped she wouldn’t
zonk there and then.
“Thank you
for cooperation,” the policeman in charge said curtly, nodding to the others.
The
policemen’s boots made a loud noise as they entered the flat. I followed. Ms.
Bobrikov made an attempt to follow right behind me, but I gave her a look that
made her freeze right there on the landing. The mustached cop noticed, and
grunted sympathetically.
My
situation was easy enough to understand for any normal person. A guy wanted to
get romantic, brought a girl all the way up the stairs in his arms, and was
about to lay her down on a bed of roses when he got interrupted rudely as a
result of a half-crazed old woman’s interference.
The flat
was tiny, so it didn’t take long to inspect. It took the cops around five
minutes, but they’ve checked everything thoroughly. The first places that drew
their interest were the bathroom and the storage cabinet built into one of the
walls, for some reason.
There was
just one room, so there was nothing to see there—a bed, a cocoon for gaming, a
small closet, and a desk with a computer on it. There’d be nowhere to hide a
body, although the youngest cop still checked inside the cocoon and underneath
the bed.
Damn . . .
I’d check the cocoon, too, and stay there for a few hours. Time was running
short—I still had a wake to catch. The cops checked the balcony last, checked
underneath with their flashlights, and that was that. They exited the flat and
shook their heads at once, demonstrating that nothing incriminating had been
found.
Ms.
Bobrikov, who’d already been at the door of my flat and not halfway across the
landing—the old battle-ax sure could sneak up on you—puckered her lips in
disappointment and appeared to have grown smaller, pulling her head into her
shoulders. It was easy to understand her—giving the cops a false alarm is never
fun, especially when you promise them dozens of bloodied corpses.
“I see,”
the cop with the mustache sighed, taking a look at his watch. “My apologies.”
“No
worries, I get it. All in a day’s work,” I shrugged, pulling Kyre closer with
both my arms.
“That sure
is true,” the cop sighed in response, looking completely human for a moment as
he nodded towards the wall adorned with two photographs in plain plastic
frames. “I see you’re a navy buff, eh?”
“Say
what?”
“Well, you
must be one, if you have the portrait of Rear Admiral Gorokhov on your wall,”
the mustached cop squinted at the photograph with a naval officer in full
uniform looking at the camera sternly. “He was in the news just recently. Sure
gave them Somalian pirates the shivers at the very sound of his name. He was
commanding some part of a fleet there.”
“Oh,” I
said, in a completely different tone. “Nope, I’m the furthest thing from being
a navy buff, in fact. Those are my parents. Mom and dad. Mom’s an economist,
and dad is in the navy.”
The flat
grew silent, and I got caught in a scrutiny of several pairs of eyes, including
Kyre’s—she’d returned to the real world from her dreamland for a moment.
“I sea,”
the policeman coughed. “So you must be . . .”
“Rostislav
Grokhotov. My father’s name’s Alexei,” I shrugged, pulling up my old tracksuit
bottoms, about to slip off. “My passport’s on the fridge.”
“And you
would be?”
“Kyra
Krapivina. Dad’s name’s Konstantin,” the girl answered in a slightly husky
voice. “My passport’s at home. But I can call my father, if you really need to
see it.”
“Uh . . .
Would the First Deputy Mayor be any relation? Konstantin Krapivin?”
“Yeah,
that’s dad,” Kyre sighed, and poked me in the side with her finger. “Ros, I’d
really prefer to be horizontal right now.”
“We
apologize for any inconvenience we may have caused,” the mustached cop said
curtly, and all three of them set off towards the exit.
“He had
blood on his face! And on his hands!” the old woman bleated uncertainly,
hurrying to give the cops gangway. “That’s what had gotten me worried!”
The cop
with the mustache exhaled loudly and gave me a tired look.
“I did,” I
confirmed calmly. “I’d just taken out the garbage and stood there waiting for
my girlfriend’s taxi when I saw a traffic accident right next to our block. I
didn’t see the accident itself—I only got there by the time the second car had
driven off. I tried to help the wounded driver of the silver-colored sports
car. He lives right across the street, in the twenty-story block. That was when
my girlfriend came. She’s had a serious cold, so I got her home and called the
ambulance. Then I reported the accident to the gated community guards and got
right back. That was when you made your entrance.”
“I see,
Rostislav . . . Mr. Grokhotov. Thanks again for your cooperation and for doing
your civil duty.” The cop saluted and stepped outside, hissing in a barely
audible but very promising whisper, “Oh, you old hag . . .”
I saw the
policemen out, saying my goodbyes politely, and closed the door softly behind
them. The lock clicked, and that was when I could finally exhale with relief. I
was surprised to hear no further commentary out of Ms. Bobrikov—she’d just
stood there, looking lost.
Kyre, who
had her face pressed into my chest, said something in a barely audible voice,
and I asked her, feeling concerned,
“Is it
that bad? Look, maybe it would make sense to call you an ambulance?”
Kyre shook
her head negatively. I sighed in dejection, picked her up, and placed her on
the bed. The small of my back strained and popped, but ended up managing the
load.
“Make sure
you stay awake!” I told her, heading towards the kitchen. I didn’t keep my
larder stocked well, but I’ve always had an ample supply of water. I finally
got my fill—my throat had been parched with all the worry—and brought a full
bottle to the girl.
“Drink
this.”
“What is
it?”
“Water,
what else would it be?” I grunted. “Come on, drink it! Two pints at least. You
need all the crap you’d been given out of your body ASAP. Come on! Drink!”
Kyre tried
to protest, but I wouldn’t abate until she downed about half the bottle. I
placed the rest next to the bed, within her reach, and placed a blanket right
over the checkered quilt.
“Thanks,
Ros,” Kyre whispered, nodding off. “I’ll sleep for a while.”
“Are you
sure you don’t have to call your parents?” I inquired. “It’s late, after all .
. . By the way, where’s your cellphone?”
“Gosha has
it,” the girl replied. “No need to call. They think I’m staying with this
friend of mine . . .”
“R-right,”
I said, looking at the sleeping girl. “Out cold” would actually be a better
term.
If her
bigwig dad raised a hue and cry, trying to find his precious daughter all
across the city, especially seeing as how her cellphone was in the hands of the
injured Gosha or the police . . . Something foul-smelling would hit the fan for
sure, and I’d be standing right in front of it.
I
scratched the back of my head pensively, shrugged, and shuffled my feet towards
the kitchen, where I made me a huge sandwich and devoured it ravenously,
washing it down with sweet tea. I could have eaten more, since I’d spent the
whole day hungry, but time was at a premium, and I was already running late.
I
stretched out on the elastic surface of the cocoon’s bed, throwing my last
glance at the sleeping girl, and pulled on my helmet. The cover snapped shut
with a soft click.
Logging
in.
Hello
there, Waldyra. Guess who’s back.
A flash.
I’d heard
the din of drunken voices much earlier than I made it to the house I’d needed.
That was all for the better—this way, I wouldn’t have to ramble in the dark in
search of the right address.
The old
fisherman’s wake ceremony was held right in the yard, with well-laden tables
standing right under the boughs of fruit trees. There was nothing fancy—it was
a village, after all—but the food was fresh and plentiful, and the tables could
barely hold all the wooden plates and the clay jugs. The wake was
well-attended, too. Women in mourning were singing a sad air, the men, who’d
already had a few, kept on loading themselves even further, and the village
patriarchs sat in a separate group—more somber and solemn, looking like crows
in their dark garments.
I stood
behind a wicker fence, observing the gathering for a while. I couldn’t get rid
of the thought that everything looked just a little bit too real. I realized I
was looking at nothing but an array of digits driven by ingenious software. It
was just that they looked more alive than a lot of people I knew IRL. My former
colleague Igor, for example, looked more like a cyborg, and I wouldn’t be
surprised to learn he’d been animated by an AI all along, with his taciturn
manner, his immobile face, and his ever-present thousand-yard stare. What I was
seeing in front of me, on the other hand, was the very image of good and
wholesome human fun.
I barely
managed to make out the wide back of Stevan the shopkeeper on one of the
benches, and headed right towards him. As I took a few steps, I got stopped by
a guy who’d been swaying from side to side like a reed in the wind. He gave me
a formidable tankard, and said, without any preamble,
“Let’s
drink!”
“Let’s,” I
agreed amiably, downing the tankard in a few gulps. It contained beer, and it
was an excellent brew, if I was any judge.
The man
nodded approvingly, took away the empty vessel, and headed off on unsure feet
towards a fat keg that had stood in the distance. I hastened to get to Stevan.
A few more villagers stopping me like that would render me incapable of
communicating with the trader with any coherence.
Stevan had
already been rather merry when he noticed me. He slapped me on the shoulder and
all but made me sit right next to him, making his neighbor move aside. Someone
pushed a plate of roast pork in my direction as the shop-owner elbowed me in
the side, rumbling contentedly,
“So, you
came at last! Well met! I’d been starting to think you’d forgotten about our
bargain. Who’d want to meddle with that poisoned apple of a beauty who’d sent
old Jogley right to his maker . . . Urgh!”
The good
trader grunted for a good reason—I elbowed him back, right in the ribs, and
with some force, hissing angrily,
“Sh-h-h-h-h-h!
My dear Stevan! If you mention our bargain in front of everyone, I’ll never get
to the bottom of things!”
“Say,
you’re right,” the trader nodded in acquiescence, rubbing his rib in
embarrassment. “In that case, let’s drink!”
“Oh,
damn,” I grunted, receiving a Gargantuan mug that must have been the size of my
head.
“It would
be a terrible sin not to drink deep in memory of the deceased!” Stevan said
weightily as he slurped his fill from his own mug.
I just
sipped, and instantly inquired,
“Stevan,
can you tell me which one’s the alleged miscreant? Old Jogley’s
daughter-in-law, I mean?”
“There she
is,” Stevan nodded somberly, and I looked in the same direction.
There were
two people at the head of the table. An incredibly somber and glum-looking man
of about forty-five, with straw-colored hair in a bowl cut and a bulbous nose.
And to his right . . . I lost my breath for a moment. All I could see before my
eyes rolled all the way up and my jaw hit the floor was a thick mane of jet
black hair, olive skin, and sensuous lips parted just a little. I must have
gone blind shortly afterwards. The woman’s beauty made me think of an old
classic:
“I saw her
standing there,
Her with
her jet black hair . . .”
No, that
wasn’t quite how it went. Was it “pretty woman, sweep me off my feet?” What the
hell?! I was beginning to ramble. I’d start speaking in mutilated song verses
like this, which would entertain the general public no end. I’d need to stop
stuttering first, though.
“Oh, I
see! First exposure,” Stevan grunted understandingly, attacking a chicken leg
with gusto. “We’ve gotten used to it by now! But when she first came here,
every single male got wobbly legs at the sight of her.”
“Uh-h,
right,” I barely managed to utter, looking at the girl again and trying to be more
objective in my assessment.
My initial
impression wasn’t the result of any illusion—the woman was beautiful to the
extent one couldn’t keep wondering how she’d ended up with a simple village guy
like that. The contrast was amazing. A peasant and . . . a queen of grace and
charm. A true love goddess. Someone like her would have swarms of men losing
sleep over the thought of the look on her face.
I was sure
that the character designer got paid handsomely for his job. This was a true
masterpiece.
The woman’s
supple figure was shrouded in a mourning attire reaching up to her very neck,
but even that couldn’t hide her perfect proportions. She just sat there
modestly, staying perfectly silent, unlike her husband, but making sure the
best food ended up in his quickly-emptying place, and that his goblet of wine
stays full.
“I advise
to keep on drinking,” Stevan said. “You’ll never come back to your senses
otherwise. And a good brew is the best cure for everything.”
“Uh,
right,” I replied, taking another small sip and looking at the woman over my
mug.
She was
surreal.
The face,
the figure, and the rest of her looked perfect. They had nothing in common with
the run-of-the-mill templates used by game designers for locations as parochial
as faraway villages. Her type belonged at the capital, where thousands of
players thronged daily, eager for sights and impressions. Some silk and some
velvet, a diamond necklace, and a shiny diadem would make her look like a bona
fide princess. Apart from that, all the locals were fair-haired and
round-cheeked, while the woman had a distinctly Oriental look.
“Say,
Stevan, what’s her name?”
“Hers?”
“That’s
right.”
“Alishana,”
Stevan snorted. “Some name! Sounds foreign for sure. How about some roe?
“Versus
Wade?” I asked automatically, my mind miles away.
“Sure, you
have to wade when you catch’em, but you don’t need any verses! Just salt it,
and there you go! It’s a local specialty—the fish is called eardraw!”
“Say what?
Ear-what? Oh, nevermind!” I wasn’t a fussy eater, and the well-inebriated
trader started to pile the fish eggs onto my plate, heedless of the fact he was
placing those transparent savory black pearls right on top of roast pork. Not
that I’d paid it much attention myself. I was thinking of something else.
Alishana
certainly wasn’t a local name, and there must have been a reason for the woman
to have ended up in this village. There should be an associated quest, or at
least a bit of in-game narrative. For instance, she was accompanying her trader
father as a young girl when brigands attacked their caravan and killed
everyone, yet she managed to survive, by chance or by the will of providence.
So the poor orphan made it to the nearest village . . . There was definitely a
story behind this, but I was interested in the late Jogley first and foremost.
“Stevan,
where exactly is the village graveyard?”
“Right on
the slope of that hill,” the shopkeeper waved his hand, pointing somewhere in
the dark. “It’s all covered in graves. You’ll see a temple first, and the
graveyard is right behind it.”
“So
where’s old Jogley’s grave? How do I find it?”
“Find it?
You won’t have to search for too long. It’s all covered in fresh flowers. Oh,
and there are five oil lamps burning on it, of course.”
“I see,” I
nodded. “Thanks.”
“Hey, do
you mean you intend to go there right now? Are you in your right mind at all?
What kind of idiot wanders around graveyards at night? That would be looking
for trouble, I’m telling you.”
“We’ll
see,” I said, rising from the table.
I kept my
promise to come to the wake, and I’ve taken a good look at Jogley’s son and
daughter-in-law. I wouldn’t be able to talk to them there and then, so I’d need
to get to something that would prove more rewarding.
I said my
goodbyes to the shopkeeper and started off, checking the spells set into my
palms. Once I reached the gate, I bumped into a burly man with a dignified
face.
“Good
evening, sir,” I said politely, looking at the human obstacle in my way
inquisitively.
“And a
very good one to you, too, stranger,” I got a nod of the beard. “I am the mayor
here. Name of Gregor.”
“Rosgard,”
I introduced myself at once.
“I have a
proposition for you, Rosgard. Pray hear me out,” the mayor pronounced the
standard formula for a quest.
“Why
wouldn’t I?” I nodded in response. “It’s just that . . . Could our conversation
wait until tomorrow? The hour is late, and I’m in a bit of a hurry. How about
it, Mayor, sir?”
“Duh, but
it’ll only take a minute!” the man wouldn’t take any nonsense, and I had to
acquiesce in face of the inevitable. I could have declined the quest, but it
made no sense to be on bad terms with the mayor, so why not hear him out, after
all?
“Something
dire has befallen our village, my good man,” Gregor sighed as he stroked his
beard. “If you help me out, you won’t regret it! I’ll give you five silver
pieces and a barrel of ale at least!”
“What
exactly happened?”
“Oh,
nothing major! You’ll take care of it in the blink of an eye, I’m sure!” The
mayor was laying it on. “It’s just that our mascot has gone missing!”
“Who has
gone missing, sir?”
“Our
mascot. Well, that’s what we call him. These beasts are called unieyes in the
city where I’d bought him a while ago. Heard of them?”
“Uh-h-h .
. . I might have,” I became wary, glancing back at the pack behind my shoulder
with the remains of the scary-looking unieye. “Would you like me to find the
runaway beast and to finish it off?”
“Perish
the thought! Never!” The mayor started waving his hands. “By no means! Our
mascot protects the village from evil spirits and other misfortunes! You never
know what could be roaming in the woods! But this little critter has a gift—its
eye sees that which ours cannot. And it begins to squeak and grunt instantly,
giving us a sign. Moreover, every evil spirit flees from his squeaking! They
cannot stand it! So he’s very important. Would you, perchance, agree to find
him and bring him back? He’s a peaceful beast—show him a carrot, or some other
tuber, and he’ll follow you, meek as any pooch. So, what say ye, my good man?”
Damn!
“Uh . . .”
I said hoarsely, and then hastened to say, “I agree, my good mayor. I’ll have a
look around the village. If I see the beast, I’ll take him back for sure.”
You have received a quest: Find the
Unieye.
Find the runaway unieye in the environs
of the Mossy Hills.
Minimum quest completion requirements:
find the unieye and deliver it to Mayor Gregor.
Your reward: five pieces of silver and a
barrel of ale.
“We’ll be
grateful to you no end!” said Gregor, visibly relieved, as he pushed some cloth
parcel into my hand. “These are the roots and tubers that he likes a lot! Just
make sure to do him no harm, and don’t let his appearance scare you! He might
look fearsome, but he’s really sweet as any calf! Give him a sweet tuber once
you see him, and he’ll be a friend of yours forevermore!”
“Uh . . .
Right.”
“I’ll be
expecting news from you, then!” the mayor said, hurrying back to the laden
tables.
I looked
in his direction as I sighed sadly and went out into the street.
Crap. Then
again, who could have known? Thankfully enough, I didn’t tell him about the
contents of my pack. The remnants of the precious unieye would have given him a
hell of a shock, and I’d probably be unable to show my face in the village
again. And there I was, hoping for a reward . . . Moron.
Those were
the thoughts I had as I was walking in the direction I’d been shown, looking
around me every now and then. I kept glancing at the moon, too, hanging right
there among the stars. It would be full very soon. And then . . . Werewolf time
would begin.
The temple
with its tall spire must have made the hill really picturesque in the daytime.
During the night, however, the impression was more one of dread. The night wind
kept making the boughs creak; strange shadows of menacing shapes were
everywhere, and my ears registered a strange howling—most likely, the echoes of
the wind among the gravestones, but realizing that did not alleviate my
paranoia.
The path
paved with white stone leading to the temple could be seen very well in the
darkness, and it took me very little time to get to the temple’s locked doors.
The priest was at the wake right now, raising another toast to the memory of
old Jogley.
Having
gone around the square construction, I found myself next to the village
graveyard’s waist-high railing. I went past without slowing down, looking this
way and that to find a light. I walked some fifty paces before I noticed a
glimmer of a flame on the left. Soon I was at Jogley’s grave. I looked around
me, seeing nothing, and so I set down and crossed my legs, resting my chin on
the palm of my hand. Now that I was where I’d intended to be, I needed to
gather my wits about me.
A neat
hill of freshly-dug earth was all covered in wild flowers, and their zesty
aroma still lingered. The headstone, cut roughly and still rectangular, still
looked fresh—there was some lettering on it, invisible in the darkness,
probably something along the lines of “rest in peace.” And amid this flower
display stood five oil lamps with a spark of fire in each, arranged in a
perfect pentagon. There wasn’t that much light, but it still kept the dark at
bay a little. The last light, as it was known . . .
That was
another quirk of Waldyra’s creators. They could have taken a ready template
from any real-world religion, not that there was any shortage. But they decided
to think up about a hundred indigenous religions, each one with a creed,
prayers, rites, and gods of its own. While the deities of old mother Earth had
long been dormant and didn’t reveal themselves to mere mortals, over here it
happened on a near-daily basis.
The gods
of Waldyra were perfectly real—as digital entities, of course. And they would
often reveal themselves to players. Sometimes they would even give their very
own unique divine quests, rewarded very handsomely indeed.
Not that
any of that had ever happened to me—I’d never had any contacts with any
deities, be it in real world or in Waldyra. It wasn’t easy to make gods notice
you with favor. First you’d have to choose a deity, and then pray piously in
said deity’s temple, complete the quests given by priests, and behave
accordingly. For instance, if you pledged your allegiance to the militant
Grakharg the Fiery, you’d need to spend your life in battle, show no mercy for
your enemies, and despise any craft. Literally. The god could start despising
you and turn his face away if you so much as sewed yourself a shirt. There were
lots of limitations like that—you couldn’t have your finger in every pie.
Back in my
Khrushchot days I tried to “befriend” the sly god Sness once—he was supposed to
favor the human race. He was a god of thieves for the most part, but the
bonuses he gave would have been very useful to me, too—greatly increased
disguise ability, increased chance of a critical and even deadly strike,
noiseless walk, night vision . . . Lots of things. I even prayed in front of
his serpent-shaped altar.
That was
as far as my piety went. I got approached by a priest, who’d told me I should
donate five hundred gold pieces to the temple. Well, I did scrape up the last
of my reserves, spent a week hunting monsters in impenetrable forests, and
performing quests, and eventually managed to get the necessary sum together. I
seethed as I gave it to the temple as a charitable gift. The priest accepted
the money indifferently, and then asked for a thousand in gold, accompanied by
a black dragon’s fang. That was the last that temple had seen of me. I did find
out about the prices on dragon fangs out of sheer curiosity—you could find most
anything in the alchemists’ shops, after all. It was just under seven hundred
in gold, so I ended up deciding it wasn’t my thing, after all. Considering that
Sness also favored paupers, he also required you to give alms to any beggar you
would encounter. In the best-case scenario, you’d also be a killer player stealing
left and right from anyone.
But that
was nothing compared to what some people had to go through. I used to know a
paladin—we even fought as members of the same party a few times. He was a real
fanatic, and had managed to receive divine protection from a god of the Light
Side. It came with ostensible bonuses to healing, negation of evil influences,
and something else. I asked him once about the things he needed to do in
return.
His reply
was the weirdest thing. He shrugged, smiled a crooked smile, and went away,
singing a Michael Jackson song through his nose,
“Heal the
world
Make it a
better place
For you
and for me
And the
entire human race.”
That got
me thinking . . .
I kept on
ruminating and recollecting, and spent about half an hour at the grave, but
Jogley’s spirit didn’t show itself. The Last Life kept on shimmering, and the
night wind kept on whooshing through the trees. There were several methods of
summoning spirits, but I’d hoped I wouldn’t need to resort to any of those for
a variety of reasons. First and foremost, it affected your standing with the
Gods of Light negatively. There was also the fact that I didn’t know how it was
done, nor did I have any necessary paraphernalia—I certainly hadn’t counted on
old Jogley dying this early.
But gods
were only half the problem. I could do my research at the forum, but what would
I do about the ingredients? If I needed marsh gas or a few dozen black
toadstools, I’d be out of luck.
I spent a
few more minutes like that, which seemed never-ending, sighed, got up, took a
few steps to the side, and sat down again, resting my back against a mossy
gravestone. Then I pressed the Exit button.
The
iridescent silent whirlwind embraced me eagerly.
Logout.
Nothing
has changed in my room since my “departure.” Kyre was still lying on the bed,
her head on the pillow, and her blanket tossed aside. I got out of my cocoon
and approached the bed, trying not to make any noise, and scrutinized the
girl’s pale face. Fortunately, she was still alive. Her breath was troubled,
however, and her face, covered in a thin sheen of sweat, sometimes contorted in
a grimace, and there was a barely noticeable tremor shaking her body. It must
have been the comedown.
“Oh, Ros,”
I whispered softly to myself. “Why the hell would you get involved in any of
this, eh?”
I looked
at Kyre glumly and headed right to the kitchen. This wouldn’t do. She didn’t
want to go to the hospital or call her parents . . . Damn!
First I
rummaged through my meager first aid kit, producing an opened blister of activated
charcoal. I made a rough measurement of the girl’s weight, and counted out four
black pills, then thought about it for a moment, and added another one. I
grabbed a bottle of water and got back, no longer trying to move silently. I’d
have to resort to time-tested methods. I sat down on the bed and shook Kyre’s
limp shoulder unceremoniously, without lifting her dark-haired head off the
pillow.
“Kyre,
wake up!” I roared, trying to shake her awake.
“My head .
. . hurts,” Kyre said, without opening her eyes.
“I believe
you,” I nodded, grabbing her by the shoulders and placing her upright. “Take
these.”
I filled
the palm of her hand with pills, and said,
“Come on,
take them. One by one.”
“What is
it?”
“Activated
charcoal,” I explained patiently. “And you have to swallow them all.”
“I won’t .
. .”
“Down the
hatch, I said!” I raised my voice, giving her a bottle of water. “Three of them
right now. Then three more in about two hours. Followed by another
quarter-gallon of water.”
“Ros . .
.”
“Get on
with it,” I said. “It will feel much worse otherwise.”
Kyre
obediently took three black pills, and spent quite a while with the water
bottle. Once she was done, there was another complaint,
“I’ve got
a splitting headache.”
“You’ll
have to wait it out,” I said, trying to comfort her. “You should go back to
sleep. You’ll feel better when you’re up again.”
“Haven’t
you got any painkillers?”
“I’ve only
got aspirin, and you shouldn’t mix it with alcohol. And you’ve been drinking, I
can feel it on your breath. It may lead to an internal bleeding.”
“Come on
already,” Kyre said, pressing her face against my chest. “An aspirin. Just one.
Please. I haven’t had that much alcohol, just one drink.”
“Oh, all
right,” I pulled out the bedside table drawer, got out some aspirins, and
handed one to her. “Here goes. And drink more water . . . It’s never easy with
drug fiends . . . That’s how it goes, more water.”
“I’m not a
drug fiend!”
“Sorry.
Just a clumsy joke,” I smiled. Having made sure she’d taken her aspirin, I gave
my next order. “And now, get up, and off you go to the bathroom.”
“Say
what?”
“The
bathroom,” I said, looking at the suddenly bashful girl with unfeigned
surprise. “Was there anything confusing about what I’ve said? Get going.”
“Ros! I
didn’t mean to . . . And, really . . .”
“No
objections, cadet!” I barked, copying my father. “Follow orders!”
“Listen
here . . .”
“You
listen to me! You need to get the toxins out of your body. It might be serious!
Alcohol and an unknown drug are a hell of a cocktail. There’s risk of liver
failure—or it might affect some other organ. So what you do is get to your
feet, go to the bathroom, and get rid of the waste. Then you drink more water,
and lie down again. Get to it!”
“Look at
you, all high and mighty,” Kyre grumbled.
“Should I carry
you? And make sure you do everything you’re supposed to?” I inquired gruffly.
“I guess I could, if I absolutely had to.”
“No, I’ll
do it on my own!” The girl replied at once, and instantly winced. “My head . .
.”
“Listen to
your body as you go,” I added. “Pay attention to your arms and legs—whether
there are any pains or any strange pops, and whether or not everything bends
the way it’s supposed to. You’ve just been in a traffic accident, after all. Or
would you like me to take you to a hospital? They could do a decent checkup,
give you a drip and a few shots to perk you up . . .”
“No!”
“Well,
suit yourself, then,” I sighed, looking at the girl slowly walking down the
hall. “Call me if there’s anything.”
“She’s got
a great figure,” I thought to myself all of a sudden, having seen Kyre out of
the funny-looking checkered quilt for the first time. She had a short white top
and tight blue jeans; both garments outlined her shape perfectly.
Whoa,
cowboy . . . I was rushing into something I could well do without.
I shook my
head, turned away, and prepared myself for some forum-searching.
I ended up
finding lots of stuff, but nothing of any use. There were dozens of
know-it-alls and gurus sharing all kinds of information, listing all known
methods of summoning and controlling spirits, describing the associated rituals
and everything remotely related to the process in great detail, but nothing was
pertinent to my case, since I’d lacked absolutely everything in the way of
items and ingredients.
Only by
reaching the second page with links did I encounter a short comment by an
unfamiliar author, who said it clearly and concisely—the spirit remained linked
to the buried body, and, correspondingly, the grave, for the duration of the
first few days after death. That was the very reason they placed the Last Light
on a fresh grave—it was supposed to provide the ghost’s dark abode with some
illumination, preventing it from returning to the world of the living at the
same time. Therefore, any beginning summoner should take care of the Last Light
first. They could put out a lamp or two, or rearrange their order. The author
advised against putting out the lamps to avoid provoking the spirit in
question. Moving some of the lamps aside would give the deceased an opportunity
to answer the call, given that they were so inclined. That was a necessary
condition. Otherwise, the ghost could be summoned by force, but in that case
one would need special gear. Well, it never hurt one to try . . .
Right then
Kyre entered the room—as pale as before, but her motions seemed less stiff. She
glanced at me with darkened eyes silently, then got back into bed, and placed
her face on the pillow again. I wondered how she managed to breathe through the
fabric.
“Have some
water,” I reminded her.
Kyre mumbled
something incomprehensible, refusing to move.
I sighed
and repeated myself, louder this time.
“Have some
water, then lie down on your right side and cover yourself. Your jeans are at
least two sizes too tight, so I advise you to undo your designer belt and
unbutton the jeans themselves. You don’t have to look at me with such
suspicion. All I’m saying is that nothing should interfere with your breath or
circulation, particularly at a moment like this.”
“Ros,
you’re worse than Aunt Lena, really!”
“Who?”
“Never you
mind who,” Kyre coughed in response, obediently taking another long pull from a
well-depleted water bottle.
“So much
for the conversation, then,” I concurred. “Lie down. When you wake up tomorrow,
life will look a lot brighter.”
“Uh-huh.”
“And get
something to cover yourself.”
“It’s hot
as it is . . .”
“That’s
good. The more you sleep, the better you’ll feel eventually,” I concluded as I
got up and stepped towards the cocoon.
“Are you
planning to sleep inside that thing?”
“Almost,”
I chuckled, groaning as I got onto the elastic bed and reclined. “I’ve got
things to take care of in Waldyra. And you need to get some sleep. Oh, one more
thing. If you feel worse, for whatever reason, get me logged off at once. Just
press the emergency logout button. Got it?”
“Yes,
daddy. By the way, what’s this fossil?” An eye peeked from underneath the
blanket, scrutinizing my rather ancient cocoon. “I don’t think they even sell
them anymore. They don’t have any auxiliary systems, do they? Just the basic
functions, as far as I remember.”
“I’m not
that well-healed. This is the best I could afford,” I said in a muffled voice,
placing the helmet on my head. “It works, which is good enough for me. Good
night, Kyrea.”
“Good
night . . .” was the last thing I heard.
The iridescent
vortex opened itself up in front of me, pulling me ever deeper.
Logging
in.
Nothing’s
changed at the graveyard since my departure—neither for better, nor for worse.
I hadn’t expected anything else, in fact.
I looked
around me furtively, going down on one knee, and broke the circle of lamps with
a few quick motions. I simply moved four of them aside, and removed the fifth
from the earthen mound altogether. Before I managed to stand up straight, a
gust of wind put out the Last Light I’d disfigured in a blink of an eye, and
the grave got lit up by a ghostly blue light. I was about to rejoice at the
success of my endeavor when a horrendous bearded face with glowing red eyes
came out of the earth, got close to my face, and yelled, showering me in ectoplasmic
spittle,
“Murder!
Mu-u-u-u-u-u-rder!”
“A-a-a-a-a-a-argh!”
I cried out, caught unawares, doing a back flip I’d normally have considered
beyond my ability, and finding myself three paces away from the grave.
The
specter would not be thus defied. It slipped right after me, grabbed my
shoulders with its transparent hands, and shouted into my face once again,
“I was
mu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-rdered!”
“A-a-argh!”
I cried out again.
The
ghostly old coot sprang up so suddenly my instincts got the better of me. The
spectral spittle flying into one’s face were rather ghastly, too, even though,
logically, they were completely harmless . . .
Achievement unlocked!
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“Get away
from me!” I roared, pushing the ghost that had hovered over me away—or, rather,
trying to. As I should have expected, my hands went right through the spirit’s
body. However, the ghost obeyed the motion and slid back again in the same
liquid motion, once again beginning to howl,
“I’ve been
mu-u-u-u-u-u-u-rdered! There’s a killer on the road . . .”
“Shut up!”
I hissed, coming to my senses completely, and the ghost shut up, astonished.
“That’s
better,” I nodded in satisfaction. “It won’t do to raise a hue and cry for all
the graveyard to hear. The dead need their beauty sleep, too!”
“Can’t you
hear me, mortal?” The nebulous ghost instantly grew enormous, its eyes flashing
a menacing red. “I said . . .”
“You said
you’d been murdered,” I reminded him. “That was precisely why I’d decided to
trouble your peaceful sleep, most esteemed Jogley. If you are, indeed, the old
fisherman Jogley.”
“Peaceful?”
the ghost yelled again, grabbing its head with its hands and beginning to shake
from side to side. “What peace can I find? I was killed! How can I rest in my
grave when my killer walks around with impunity? I am overcome with ire and
fury! And my son . . . That simpleton will never see beyond the rim of his
teacup . . .”
“Sure. No
rest for the wicked, I get it. Sorry, but am I right to assume you really are
Jogley, the old fisherman?”
“Sure am!
Or, rather, I was him . . . My memories of that life have become rather vague.”
“Just how
vague?” I asked with some worry. If the old man had forgotten everything, I was
screwed.
“Not vague
enough to forget the identity of my killer!” Jogley’s ghost roared furiously,
puffing itself up even further and becoming some eighteen feet tall.
“Sir!
Could you please assume your former size? Otherwise, it isn’t your face I’m
looking at, but rather . . . Uh . . .
I’d rather not even mention it.
The ghost
gave a long and despondent sigh, shrinking to normal size, and suddenly
complaining,
“You’re no
fun.”
“Oh yeah?”
That stung a little. “Not if you ask my neighbors . . . Uh . . . Dear spirit of
old Jogley the fisherman! My name is Rosgard the Truth-Seeker, and I roam the
world in search of injustices to redress. That’s about it . . .”
By the
time my impassioned speech was over, ghostly Jogley was waist-deep in his
grave, listening attentively, his bearded chin resting on his hand.
“The whole
world? Really?” he asked incredulously, and I cringed, irritated.
“Just like
that, most esteemed Jogley.”
“So you’ve
been across the ocean, then?” The spirit looked curious. “What’s it like over
there? Is it true that they walk on their heads and use pails to catch fish in
the sea?”
“Sir! My
original reason to bother your peaceful rest was to solve the mystery of your
death so that justice could be done to those guilty. I’m also here to . . .”
“Hold on,
hold on,” the old man waved his semitransparent hands. “So you’re saying you
travel the world, and dress . . . Who was it, once again? Inn justice?”
“I redress
injustices,” I said gruffly, looking at the old man with some confusion. He
must have been a real piece of work when he was still alive . . . His curiosity
was almost palpable—he was prepared to forget about his own violent demise to
hear some new gossip now that he’d gotten through the yelling-and-intimidaiton
routine.
“How do
you do that?” Jogley asked impatiently.
“How do I
do what, gramps?” I was beginning to get irate.
The entire
conversation seemed to be going in some weird direction, and it was all my own
fault. I should have wrapped my cloak around my shoulders and stand next to the
grave, looking aloof,
my very sight commanding respect . . . and there I was doing back flips, for
every ghost in the neighborhood to laugh at me. They must have been having the
time of their posthumous lives, the lot of them.
“How did
you say you were, uh . . . Addressing . . .”
“Redressing,
gramps! Well, I take money from the poor and give it to the rich, protect the
strong from the weak . . .”
“Anything
else?”
“I also .
. . uh . . . comfort poor orphans, helping them in any way I can . . . Giving
them money, and so on . . .”
“Anything
other than that?”
“Well, I
also destroy all sorts of monsters that bother peaceful folk.”
“Is that
all you do?”
“Gramps!”
“Did you
say . . . you gave money away? Just like that? Really?”
“Well . .
. Yeah, I do . . .”
“And you
demand no reward for what you do?”
“N . . .
no, I don’t,” I drawled out cautiously.
“What an
idiot,” the fisherman’s ghost sighed, scratching his beard. “An absolute
doofus. And you don’t seem quite right up there . . . Say, son, did they drop
you on any hard surfaces as a baby?”
“Now, look
here, gramps!” I was beginning to get royally pissed off. “Did you crawl out of
your grave just to pick on me?!”
“Well, I
got out expecting someone serious!” The obstinate old man wouldn’t be gainsaid,
standing there with his ghostly arms akimbo and a challenging look on his face.
“I’d intended to talk business!”
The old
blighter was definitely spoiling for a fight.
“You mean
I’m not serious?” I was beginning to lose what had remained of my temper by
then.
“Of course
you aren’t! What good of you when you don’t even request a reward? You won’t
put any elbow grease into it! You’ll just go through the motions!”
“Who said
I wouldn’t demand a reward? I sure will!”
“Now,
that’s more like it!” The ghost looked happy. “This is closer to a serious
conversation. Who do you think I am, feeding me all that horse? So, what is it
you want? Not that I have anything, mind you. I’m a ghost without a body. Well,
you could take the flowers from my grave, I guess . . .”
“So why
were you mentioning a reward in the first place?” I exhaled and inhaled deeply,
trying to get into a meditative state, then did it again. “All right,” I
exhaled wearily. “Let’s begin at the beginning, dearest Jogley. The esteemed
trader Stevan asked me to find out the real reason for your sudden demise,
which is the only reason I dared to trouble your sleep in the great beyond.”
“Okay, so
you can lay it on. That’s good enough,” the old man rumbled approvingly,
sitting down with his back reclining against the headstone. “Keep going.”
“So,
that’s why I troubled you,” I repeated. “I’d need to find out the name of the
killer, even though it’s already been revealed to me. But I would like to find
out more about the circumstances . . .”
“So you
know, don’t you?” The spirit got closer. “Right, then, smarty-pants, who’d done
me in? Tell me!”
I made a
theatrical pause, then puffed out my chest and said,
“Alishana,
your daughter-in-law.”
“So you
are an idiot, after all . . .” Jogley said in disappointment. “A total idiot.”
“I don’t
get it,” I mumbled, feeling embarrassed.
“What is
there not to get?! It wasn’t her!” The ghost gritted its luminescent teeth, and
suddenly disappeared from the grave.
Before I
could bat an eyelid, the old man’s bearded face was snarling right in front of
me, shouting furiously,
“And if
you accuse Alishana falsely, I’ll get you even from my grave! I’ll bury you so
deep they’ll never find you! Got it?!”
“Sure,” I
nodded in shock, jerking back against my will. “I mean, I don’t understand
anything . . . And why don’t you stop spitting already, gramps?!”
“I knew
it! They’d accuse my daughter-in-law,” Jogley exhaled sadly, his agitation
suddenly over. “It wasn’t her, and that’s that. What was your name again?
Rosgard? Well, Rosgard, I have a request for you. I don’t have much in the way
of reward, but if you do it for me, I’ll be eternally grateful.”
“Sure, no
problem,” I replied cautiously. “Shoot.”
“Everyone
in our village kept giving my son’s wife dirty looks, and now they’ll make her
life a living hell. Don’t let it happen. Name the real killer, I beg of you, in
the name of all the gods.”
“Hold on,
sir,” I placed the palms of my hands in front of me. “You don’t even have to
ask me. That’s why I’m here—I want to see justice done. It wasn’t my fault that
I’d initially suspected your daughter-in-law—they’ve been telling me you could
barely live together, and kept yelling at each other every day.”
“Duh! Our
Alishana is a daughter-in-law anyone could dream of! That silly lummox of mine
sure got lucky—he’d somehow managed to capture a true beauty’s heart. She may
not have been that great a housewife at first, but nowadays you won’t find a
speck of dust anywhere in the house! And she’s always been a great cook, only
it wasn’t our fare like boiled grain and soups, but dishes from faraway lands!
I still remember them. Take one bite and you start prancing around the yard
like a goat, and all your tongue feels like it’s on fire . . . Those sure were
the days! Damn! Such rotten luck to have died now—I was about to become a
grandfather! Well, anyway, I hope they’ll bring the young one to my grave every
now and then for me to admire . . .”
“Just a
moment, Jogley,” I interrupted the ghost’s trip down Memory Lane. “So you
didn’t quarrel with her? The two of you lived in peace?”
“Peace, my
bum,” the ghost snorted. “We’d fight every day! So what? It was none of the
neighbors’ business, anyway! I say her a word, and she replies with a dozen.
That’s when dust would start flying! She’d chase me around with a towel, I’d
cover myself with a barrel lid, and that idiot son of mine would run around
urging us to quiet down . . . That sure was the life!”
“Indeed,”
I agreed, somewhat stupefied.
No rest
for the wicked is a saying describing this very sort of old men—he must have
been really something when he was alive.
“Still, we
were on great terms!” The ghost, lost in its memories, grunted challengingly, thrusting
out its beard. “Everyone was envious! My son finally started to make something
of himself with her. He wouldn’t so much as raise his voice at her! He’s
kind-hearted, just like a calf, but he surely isn’t among the brightest. He
might be strong as an ox, but what about it? He never sees what his interest
is—we’d barely managed to make ends meet before. He’s a good hunter, but he’d
often come back from the hunt with nothing left but the pelt and the hooves,
and the neighbors would get all the meat. Once Alishana started to take care of
the house, things got much better. My son would no longer drink or go to
taverns, and he’d bring everything he’d catch right home.
“Right. So
things are never as simple as they seem . . .” I exhaled wearily, and implored
the old man’s ghost, “Sir, so who could have killed you? I haven’t found any
other suspects . . .”
“There’s
nothing to suspect! It was Phelagea, our neighbor, may she burn in hell!” The
old man roared. “Who else?!”
“Indeed,”
I nodded hurriedly. “Just as you were saying. Right. Yes, it’s really all
clear. So it was her, right?What’s her name . . . Phelagea?”
“It was!”
Jogley declared with certainly, hovering up over his grave and growing in size.
“I’ve had a doctor check me up, and he said I’d live another hundred years. So
I called all the neighbors over to tell them the good news and to celebrate.
And by the evening Phelagea came over with some pickled mushrooms—she knew I’d
always been fond of them, especially with some home-made beer. So we’d sat there
talking about days gone by, and said our goodbyes. And, come morning, I felt a
sharp pain in my stomach—I barely managed to open my mouth to call my son when
I kicked the bucket! It was only once I became a ghost that I remembered
something: Phelagea surely didn’t mind drinking all the beer she could get, but
never touched the mushrooms once. That old witch! That poisoner!”
“I see,” I
said pensively. “So, your neighbor Phelagea . . . And why would she decide to
poison you?
“What do
you mean, ‘why’? Because Alishana got pregnant! Didn’t I tell you I’d been
expecting a grandchild? That’s why Phelagea decided to poison me!”
“Say what?
Uh, but what would her interest be?!”
“Phelagea’s
fondest dream had always been to marry her ugly daughter off to my son! That
way she’d get all we have at once! The yards are right nearby! Bring down the
fence, and you get a single huge yard! And she sure covets our wheat fields!
Get it now? My son is like a mule—way too meek, will never say a contrary word,
nothing like me! And now that I’m dead, there’s no one left to guard them!
Phelagea will get her hands on everything!”
“Right on!
So, give me a moment to recap—am I right to understand you’ve been poisoned by
your neighbor Phelagea, whose intent was to remove you as an obstacle to her
becoming the sole owner of all your assets, real estate etc?”
“You lost
me with all the big words. You wouldn’t be one of those brainy types who do
nothing but read books?” The spirit looked at me askance, full of suspicion.
“Oh,
definitely not, I’m nothing like them!” I shook off the accusations
indignantly. “So, have I understood you correctly?”
“Is there
that much to understand?” Jogley sighed sadly. “It’s all perfectly obvious. You
don’t have to be a scholar to make sense of it. Phelagea’s had her eye on my
son for a long time, trying to get him interested in her daughter. Then
Alishana appeared, and all her plans fell through. Not that I was too fond of
her cow of a daughter, either. Fancy my son marrying someone like her! So
Phelagea’s decided to wait it out, hoping my idiot would fall out with Ali, or
that I would kick the bucket soon. But she got burned there twice. Alishana got
pregnant, and my son got me checked by a doctor, who said it for everyone to
hear that I’d live for another hundred years . . .”
“And
Phelagea instantly went from passive contemplation to active measures,” I
summed up.
“Eh?”
“Gave you
some toadstools!”
“Right on!
Toadstools for sure. But she sure pickled them fine. I’d had a bowl all to
myself, and wolfed down every single one!”
“Not much
to be proud of,” I said gruffly, and the ghost zipped it in embarrassment.
“Hey, Jogley . . . But it’s far from over!”
“Eh?”
“This
isn’t over, I say!” I barked. “She’d managed to get rid of you, but that leaves
Alishana and her unborn child!”
“Hot
damn!” Jogley’s ghost made a helpless gesture with its hands, soaring high into
the air. “How could I have not thought of that? Old fool! She’ll try to poison
Alishana next! And once she does that, nothing will stop her from marrying my
grief-stricken son to her harridan of a daughter! Oh, dear! Why are you
standing still?! Run!”
“Where
to?”
“Right to
our yard! Warn them! My son and his wife! Hurry, Rosgard!”
“Hey,
chill, old guy,” I waved him off. “This parochial Borgia of yours can’t be that
stupid to poison two people in the course of a single week. She’ll wait a
while—I gather, Alishana’s life will be out of danger for at least a month or
two. But then, once everything quiets down and people start forgetting . . .”
“Hurry up
all the same! Tell the people the truth! Name my poisoner!”
“How? How
would I do that?”
“Point at
her with your finger! How else? You might kick her, if you want,” the ghost
said angrily. “I’ll be the last to mind!”
“Gramps,
are you out of your mind?” I roared, dispensing with my formal tone of voice.
“So I’ll point my finger at her; what do you think will happen next? She’ll
claim her innocence, and the entire village will be chasing me with stakes and
torches! This goes beyond fun and games!”
“They
won’t!” The old man disagreed emphatically. “Make sure there are lots of people
around, and summon her to be tried at the statue of white marble, the one in
front of the temple. It’s our protectress—Helione, Goddess of Justice. You can
accuse her of her sin there! If she refuses, she’ll admit her guilt! And if she
doesn’t, the goddess isn’t blind! She’ll let the truth be known at once!”
“I see,” I
said in a slow drawl.
Old Jogley
was perfectly right. Waldyra’s religious system permitted this. If one demands
justice next to the statue of a deity, the deity in question will mark the
culprit. However, if the accuser turns out to be wrong, they can expect a
severe punishment for slander.
What if
Jogley was wrong? What if the mushrooms contained no poison? Could he have died
of natural causes, or been killed by someone else?
A deity’s
curse was the last thing I needed. It would be like a dark cloud hanging over
my head and visible to everyone without exception. And it wasn’t just it’s
visibility—a curse affected all the character’s stats and skills in a
manifestly negative way. Most of the local shopkeepers and traders will
instantly refuse to have anything to do with me. The curse’s effects would also
be experienced by any fellow group member for as long as they remained in the
same group as me.
I was sure
Gosha would be anything but pleased if I managed to get cursed by a local
goddess. Such a curse would stay with me for as long as it would take me to
expiate my guilt, which was anything but easy. If I turn out to be right, I’ll
receive a blessing from the same deity, and those last a long time . . . Still,
it would be a huge risk.
“It is
her!” The ghost broke the silence, approaching me slowly and staring me right
in the eye. “Her and none other! I swear it on my soul!”
“Jogley,
are you quite sure? I’ll be risking my neck here. If you’re wrong . . .”
“It was
her! She’s my killer! I’m certain! Rosgard, aid us in our hour of need! If you
refuse, Alishana will die, too! And if that happens, my son will either try to
kill himself, or, worse still, get scooped up by Phelagea! I’d lived a long
life, but they haven’t yet! They’re good as children! Help us!”
“It’s easy
for you to ask me for help,” I said gruffly.
“Well, I
can’t get away from my grave! I’m bound to it! And who knows when someone might
decide to come here at night . . . And I cannot show myself during the day! And
there’s that damned mascot that keeps running around and squealing hideously!
It ran past my grave earlier on, and I couldn’t help wincing . . . If that
thing’s anywhere near, I won’t even be able to come out at night!”
“The
mascot?” I asked automatically. “The unieye, you mean?”
“The very
one. It keeps going wherever it likes! And it’s been munching the flowers on my
grave, too! The swine! Its jaws kept making those hideous sounds, yuck!”
“Well, he
won’t be running around any longer,” I muttered under my breath.
“What are
you mumbling there?”
“I said
I’d do it,” I said with a sigh. “But I’ll expect a reward.”
“And what
will you ask of me? I’m in your hands now,” the ghost looked deflated. “I was
never rich . . . But I’ve hidden a war chest in a safe place. A few silvers,
and three dozen coppers. They’re buried under the porch. Would that be enough?”
“I won’t
be asking for money,” I shook my head. “I need information.”
“Come
again?”
“I need to
find out a few things, my dear old Jogley,” I rephrased it to get my point
across. “Tell me everything you know of the Silver Legend and Grym the
Inconsolable. We’ll be even then.”
“Uh . . .”
the ghost said, falling silent for a long couple of minutes, its eyes raised
towards the night sky and its lips moving in contemplation.
I kept
shaking with impatience, barely managing to stop myself from telling the old
man’s ghost to hurry.
“The
Silver Legend, you say . . .”
“Yes!”
“And Grym
the Inconsolable?”
“Him and
none other!”
“Never
heard of either,” Jogley spread his hands, giving me a puzzled look. “Who are
they?”
“What?!”
“Have you
gone a little deaf, perhaps?” the ghost said irritably. “This is the first time
I hear them mentioned! Look, how about we keep it simple and you just take the
money I’d left under the porch, eh? I don’t know what you’ll think of next . .
.”
“But this
is impossible!” I blew up, taking a quick step towards the ghost and
unsuccessfully trying to shirtfront it. “You’re the old fisherman Jogley! The
very one pointed out to me by Snessa the seer!”
“She must
have been wrong, then!” Jogley barked back. “I am a fisherman, the name’s mine,
and I don’t need you to tell me I died an old man, but I’ve never heard of anyone
called Grym in my whole life!”
“Damn . .
.”
“So you’ll
refuse to help now, won’t you?” The ghost looked saddened and deflated. “My
measly savings are of no interest to you, I don’t know anything you want to
know, so my fool of a son and Alishana with a child in her womb will have to
die horrible deaths, while you just walk away grinning that ugly grin of yours,
is that right?”
“Hey, mind
what you’re saying, gramps! And what has that got to do with anything?” I waved
my hand disappointedly. “I’ll help them and accuse the poisoner of her evil
deed. But, damn and blast . . . It really didn’t play out the way I’d hoped it
would . . .”
“You’ll
help?” Jogley looked overjoyed at once, soaring above his grave yet again.
“Now, that’s more like it! You’re a real mensch, Ros! And your smile isn’t that
ugly by far . . .”
“You sure
are a bit of a chatterbox, gramps,” I replied in a jejune voice. “Especially
for a ghost . . . There are living folks who talk less.”
“What
about that legend, anyway? Who’s this Grym? And why is he so inconsolable?”
“He was a
legendary warrior. The Silver Legend is the legend of his armor. He had
renounced his power once, throwing all of them into the Elyrne River off the
Doom Rock. Something of that sort . . . Well, it doesn’t matter now, since you
don’t know anything. No point in idle chitchat. So I’ll get going, I guess,” I
exhaled wearily. “Would you like me to light up your Last Light lamps for you?”
“Hey, hold
your horses!” The suddenly pensive ghost said gruffly. “Silver armor, you say?
Elyrne? Doom Rock?”
“Ye-e-e-e-s,”
I said in a soft drawl, placing myself down on the grass very carefully. “Just
like that. Did you just remember something?”
“Well, old
or not, I’ve never complained about my memory,” the pesky old ghost said,
contradicting his earlier complaints about forgetfulness. “I’ve told you I knew
nothing of this Grym, and that was the whole truth! Well, my memory does give
out at times, of course, but . . .”
“But
what?”
“Well,
many years ago, when I was a strapping lad, and every girl hurried into my
arms, while the lads covered their faces in sackcloth at the sight of someone
as fair-faced as me . . .
I kept
silent, holding my breath, my eyes fixed on reminiscing Jogley, who kept
rolling his eyes and making contented sucking noises.
“Anyway,
we were fishing on the Elyrne, me and a few other fishermen. Our net was so big
that we barely managed to pull it with four boats. The current is strong there,
and the water’s murky . . . There’s also a lot of deadwood on the bottom . . .
But the catch was worth it! I filled up my purse with silver and gold in just a
month, and my friends made a pretty penny, too, may they rest in peace. None of
them are alive now; we might meet again over there . . . But I was talking
about something else. Listen to me, o Rosgard, our savior! One late evening we
pulled out the net—just as usual, it was full of all sorts of stuff, not just
fish. And what would we find at the very bottom? You know, the part that keeps
collecting all kinds of sunken junk . . . I’ll tell you. There were three
strange things, all covered in dirt. Catch my drift?”
“Could
they be . . .”
“Aye! Once
we cleaned them from dirt and rinsed them well in the water, we couldn’t
believe our eyes—it was silver! And not just any silver, either! There were all
kinds of ornaments and letters no one could read. But they didn’t look much
like armor, sorry to disappoint you.”
“Right,
but what did they look like? Can you tell me?”
The ghost
scratched its head, and started describing the items they’d found:
“There was
a wide bracelet, a silver belt, and some weirdly twisted thing with leather
straps attached to it. So that was the catch we got that evening. Could those
things be what you’d been after?”
“I’m sure
they were!” I said with conviction, taking a step towards the ghost. “Take a
look, Jogley. Did the bracelet look like this?”
The ghost
studied my forearm carefully, and nodded affirmatively.
“It looked
exactly the same. The ornaments, too. My . . . So your clairvoyant was right,
after all. Her gift must have been strong.”
“Dearest
Jogley! What did you do with your catch?”
“Sold it,
of course,” the old man replied matter-of-factly. “At the very same village
where we’d been staying. There was a trader there, name of Kumowan, and he
ended up buying all of that stuff. He’d grabbed it all the instant he’d seen
it, and gave up eight full gold pieces, two each. That’s how I became rich in
just a day. But I know nothing of what’s become of those things since. Sorry
about that. You’d need to visit Kumowan personally and question him well. It’s
not that far from here. It’s a village by the banks of the Elyrne, name of
Selene. That’s where he lives. You’ll get there in no time at all.
“Selene,
next to the Elyrne, trader by the name of Kumowan,” I repeated. “Is the trader
a local, or not?”
“I’ve told
you he lived there,” the ghost gave me a confused look.
“I get it,
but is he from over here, or . . . uh . . . a stranger like myself?” I wormed
my way out of that one.
“He’s a
local!” Jogley said with certainty. “I’ve seen enough strangers like you, so I
can tell by now. So, tell me, have I helped you?”
“You have,
and very much so!” I replied with gratitude, recording all the information I’d
just received in the notebook that was part of the interface.
The thread
I’d been following as pointed out to me by the clairvoyant didn’t break, and I
was thankful to all the deities for as much already. Even though the items
ended up in a trader’s possession, who must have moved the “hot” stuff
instantly, making a lump sum in the process, I did have some leads to
investigate.
“Say, my
good man . . . You’ll keep your promise, will you?”
“I’ll do
it this very night,” I replied instantly. “I’ll accuse Phelagea the poisoner of
her vile deed—fortunatly, there won’t be a shortage of witnesses at your wake.
So we’ll have the crowd and the opportunity. The mayor’s there, too. So I
should hurry, old man.”
“Are they
remembering me fondly?” Jogley inquired with great curiosity. “What are they
saying? I hope my fool of a son didn’t skimp on the food and drink? Is there
enough beer? Do the maidens howl? Do the crones cry? And, if they do, are they
putting any feeling into it?”
“Oh,
everybody’s recollecting you with great fondness. There’s enough food and drink
for everyone, and the howls and cries are loud and heartfelt,” I grunted.
“Look, I should really run, or the wake will end.”
“No way,”
the ghost shook his head. “It’s our village. If it’s a feast, the folk will
keep on sitting there until the morning. But you should hurry still. And once
this is over, tell my family to come to my grave often!”
“I sure
will!” I replied, already running. “Don’t you worry!”
“And may
they raise as many mugs as they can in my memory, so I might rest in piece!”
The old man kept on going, giving me his last pieces of advice.
“Sure!”
“And don’t
say you’ll do stuff for free the next time, you simpleton!”
“Gramps!”
“Also,
tell my son to treat Alishana well!”
“I will, I
will! Stop yelling loudly enough for all the graveyard to hear!”
“Good luck
to you!”
I waved my
hand goodbye as I left the graveyard and started running towards the village.
It was time to raise a ruckus at the wake.
Judging by
the sad songs I heard from the direction of the village, the party was still in
full swing. Perfect.
“Hold on to your petticoats, Phelagea,” I thought to myself. “I’m coming
to get you.”
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